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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Yeah its bad stuff

    I can't speak for other women but I just get angsty and horny at random times including getting moist randomly when not thinking about sex at all. Extremely distracting when you're trying to focus on a lecture about crystal field theory and you can't stop feeling like you want to jump on someone's bones :laugh:

    It just looks so forced and fake (probably because it is)
    I don't know, catholicism is apostate and doesn't really follow the Bible anyway imho. I would go as far as saying it's a seperate religion in it's own right, not a branch of Christianity. I'm a protestant so you might be better off asking a catholic that question
    It's probably better than getting hard at the end of a class. Try standing up to leave or look someone in the eye when your Cumberland turns into a frozen Kielbasa. It's good for waking you up in the morning though. Almost had a run in today in the hall when getting up to go to the toilet. We should just both get a good seeing to and sort all of that out

    I'm 90% sure professional porn takes the piss out of itself. Amateur is actually real. You could give it a try and see how you like it. Nothing better to turn you off of something or turn you on to something than some first hand experience
    I have a catholic living with me but it might be a bit weird to pop out in a conversation "yo why do catholics hate touching themselves".
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Actually, I do remember the viruses. And how well did porn load 10 years ago? :rofl:
    It was pretty much, "Right, I'll find a video to watch and I'll leave it to buffer a bit while I go get some tissue, draw the blinds and all that stuff and it'll be ready to go by the time I am" :rofl: HD didn't exist then so it wasn't bad.
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    (Original post by Risobelle)
    The guys have nothing to worry about. It's us that have to worry Guys have it easy all the time.
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    (Original post by Tootles)
    Once. By my parents and brother all at once. While I was on Skype.
    please explain.
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    It's probably better than getting hard at the end of a class. Try standing up to leave or look someone in the eye when your Cumberland turns into a frozen Kielbasa. It's good for waking you up in the morning though. Almost had a run in today in the hall when getting up to go to the toilet. We should just both get a good seeing to and sort all of that out

    I'm 90% sure professional porn takes the piss out of itself. Amateur is actually real. You could give it a try and see how you like it. Nothing better to turn you off of something or turn you on to something than some first hand experience
    I have a catholic living with me but it might be a bit weird to pop out in a conversation "yo why do catholics hate touching themselves".
    Bring on the exorcists!

    Lmao just work up to it in normal conversation somehow
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    It was pretty much, "Right, I'll find a video to watch and I'll leave it to buffer a bit while I go get some tissue, draw the blinds and all that stuff and it'll be ready to go by the time I am" :rofl: HD didn't exist then so it wasn't bad.
    You mentioning the blinds got me thinking... I used to live in a flat on the fourth floor when I was at home, and since my desk was next to the window, I could see absolutely everything that people were doing without too much effort :rofl:

    And there was this lady who forgot to draw the curtains while she was masturbating - I felt genuinely sorry for her.
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    Nope. Not 'caught' as such.

    But did it in the back of the car once and people may have noticed.
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    This thread gave me a semi. Need more female responses pls.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Bring on the exorcists!

    Lmao just work up to it in normal conversation somehow
    I'll be sure to check back in with an answer
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    You mentioning the blinds got me thinking... I used to live in a flat on the fourth floor when I was at home, and since my desk was next to the window, I could see absolutely everything that people were doing without too much effort :rofl:

    And there was this lady who forgot to draw the curtains while she was masturbating - I felt genuinely sorry for her.
    OMG :rofl: Was she hot? Reminds me of when my mate at college used to live on a really narrow road and every night the woman over the road used to come home and get changed with the curtains open, so every night without fail my mate would turn his lights off just as she got home and then watch her get naked. Until his mum caught him one day and went over and told the woman what he'd been doing, poor lad :rofl: I watched with him a few times though and she was about mid-30s but she had such a great body :coma:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    OMG :rofl: Was she hot? Reminds me of when my mate at college used to live on a really narrow road and every night the woman over the road used to come home and get changed with the curtains open, so every night without fail my mate would turn his lights off just as she got home and then watch her get naked. Until his mum caught him one day and went over and told the woman what he'd been doing, poor lad :rofl: I watched with him a few times though and she was about mid-30s but she had such a great body :coma:
    I wouldn't have said 'this lady' if she were hot. :rofl:
    And meh, even if she were, I wouldn't have found it that interesting :rofl:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    I wouldn't have said 'this lady' if she were hot. :rofl:
    And meh, even if she were, I wouldn't have found it that interesting :rofl:
    Ugh, my interest has waned :lol: I remember when I first started watching porn and I always longed for the day I'd catch a hot girl masturbating and she'd ask me to get involved, but I soon realised that life doesn't work like pornography :rofl:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Bring on the exorcists!

    Lmao just work up to it in normal conversation somehow
    "Actually had a discussion about this in science. The catholic church makes up loads of man mad "sins", it's pretty inhumane and basically everyone over the age of 20 has touched themselves anyway, it's pretty impossible not to. I don't know if there's a genuine reason but the catholic church just makes up a load of ****."

    I thought she was a bit more devout but ok
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ugh, my interest has waned :lol: I remember when I first started watching porn and I always longed for the day I'd catch a hot girl masturbating and she'd ask me to get involved, but I soon realised that life doesn't work like pornography :rofl:
    That's pretty hard. Girls are a lot more careful about where and when they masturbate then guys :rofl: That lady was obviously an exception, she had no idea I was up at that hour :rofl:

    And OMG, you gotta watch this video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsFAyPG4-y4
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    "Actually had a discussion about this in science. The catholic church makes up loads of man mad "sins", it's pretty inhumane and basically everyone over the age of 20 has touched themselves anyway, it's pretty impossible not to. I don't know if there's a genuine reason but the catholic church just makes up a load of ****."

    I thought she was a bit more devout but ok
    Over 20? Damn now I feel really deviant :laugh:

    But yeah, basically what she said. Man made sins don't count to God
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Over 20? Damn now I feel really deviant :laugh:

    But yeah, basically what she said. Man made sins don't count to God
    You're 22 aren't you?
    TSR is filled with deviants, I'm not surprised.
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    That's pretty hard. Girls are a lot more careful about where and when they masturbate then guys :rofl: That lady was obviously an exception, she had no idea I was up at that hour :rofl:

    And OMG, you gotta watch this video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsFAyPG4-y4
    Hmmmmm I dunno. I've watched a lot of "caught" videos over the years and the majority of them seem to be women recording themselves masturbating at work or at the library or something :rofl: Plus women if they're really getting into it seem to get really into it and lose a bit of awareness, whereas guys are ready to close the page and zip up at all times, especially after you've been masturbating a long time as your listening-for-anyone-coming ear becomes hypersensitive over time :lol: Ahhhh yeah I've seen a lot of the BuzzfeedYellow stuff, brilliant
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    Nope but had plenty of close calls.
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    You're 22 aren't you?
    TSR is filled with deviants, I'm not surprised.
    Yeah but I feel weird for starting masturbating at such a young age :laugh:

    Oh well, wouldn't do if we were all the same I guess
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    (Original post by Bros R Us)
    ive been caught cumming in my older brother's mouth by my mother. that wasn't a good day
    Why would you do that... :eek:
 
 
 
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