On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should she become the first female President.
Although she was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her “red sisters and brothers.” At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented her with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name – Walking Eagle. The proud Presidential candidate then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to Hillary. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t it is unable to fly.
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