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    (Original post by Results)
    Realise that sex isn't as amazing as people make it out to be?

    damn.....you not gettin' any then?

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    :spank: :naughty:
    thanks sunny jim
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    after her night shift ends of course (needs that tesco overtime check ygm fam)

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    even royalty has to get their hustle on. Looking swag with bling on your head ain't free init

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    (Original post by hamza772000)
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    i will, or maybe not

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    in case you don't, you'll have to rot
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    (Original post by cbreef)
    *insert 'you're not doing it right' joke here*
    Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    in case you don't, you'll have to rot

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    stop makin up stuff on the spot
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
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    even royalty has to get their hustle on. Looking swag with bling on your head ain't free init



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    init blud, those jewels don't buy themselves. And the guverment isn't givin em da cash so they gotta hustle for those diamonds. Diamond jubilee wasn't cheap so now they're balls deep in debt


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    Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
    right hand doesn't count
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
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    stop makin up stuff on the spot


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    my flow is sick, is that all you've got? :mmm:


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    (Original post by Results)
    Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
    No you're doing it alright not all right
    #2

    (Original post by UWS)
    I am being serious lol. A cold shower is like a reset switch. OP asked me if it worked so I couldn't help it :mmm:
    never worked for me.
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
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    init blud, those jewels don't buy themselves. And the guverment isn't givin em da cash so they gotta hustle for those diamonds. Diamond jubilee wasn't cheap so now they're balls deep in debt





    right hand doesn't count

    You're asking for help and take the piss out of someone who's helping? Oh, okay...I've had more experience than you've ever had and I'm telling you now. It's not as mind-blowing as everyone makes it out to be. Even with my beautiful fiance.
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    (Original post by cbreef)
    No you're doing it alright not all right
    Alright, it's all right, alright....unless you're left then it's not right....alright?
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    (Original post by cbreef)
    No you're doing it alright not all right

    lolled


    (Original post by Results)
    You're asking for help and take the piss out of someone who's helping? Oh, okay...I've had more experience than you've ever had and I'm telling you now. It's not as mind-blowing as everyone makes it out to be. Even with my beautiful fiance.
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    can't help but take the piss, I have a UTI

    *badummtissss*




    anyways, being beautiful doesn't make someone sexually compatible with you neither does it make them good in bed. Sex isn't all that (kinda is) but just because you're having mediocre sex, all sex isn't mediocre
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    already am dude


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    sexy book isn't it? :sexface:

    Maybe you should find a way to get heated.


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    I have one much bigger in my bedroom
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    Maybe you should find a way to get heated.


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    I have one much bigger in my bedroom

    maybe my donut just needs to be filled with custard

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    bet you don't
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    maybe my donut just needs to be filled with custard

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    bet you don't

    What if I make too much custard and it ends up making a mess?

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    I can post pics if you want
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    (Original post by l'etranger)
    What if I make too much custard and it ends up making a mess?

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    I can post pics if you want

    who doesn't love a little extra custard?

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    lactose intolerant people



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    go on then
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    Watch the Apprentice
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    (Original post by azizadil1998)
    Watch the Apprentice
    but will Lord sugar give me some sugar? :mmm:
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    (Original post by Laeliakiwi)
    but will Lord sugar give me some sugar? :mmm:
    More like a slap on the butt he seems a bit kinky!!
 
 
 
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