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Realise that sex isn't as amazing as people make it out to be?

damn.....you not gettin' any then?

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thanks sunny jim
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after her night shift ends of course (needs that tesco overtime check ygm fam)

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even royalty has to get their hustle on. Looking swag with bling on your head ain't free init

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i will, or maybe not

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in case you don't, you'll have to rot
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*insert 'you're not doing it right' joke here*
Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
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in case you don't, you'll have to rot

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stop makin up stuff on the spot
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even royalty has to get their hustle on. Looking swag with bling on your head ain't free init



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init blud, those jewels don't buy themselves. And the guverment isn't givin em da cash so they gotta hustle for those diamonds. Diamond jubilee wasn't cheap so now they're balls deep in debt


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Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
right hand doesn't count
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stop makin up stuff on the spot


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my flow is sick, is that all you've got? :mmm:


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Oh no, I'm doing right - all right
No you're doing it alright not all right
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I am being serious lol. A cold shower is like a reset switch. OP asked me if it worked so I couldn't help it :mmm:
never worked for me.
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init blud, those jewels don't buy themselves. And the guverment isn't givin em da cash so they gotta hustle for those diamonds. Diamond jubilee wasn't cheap so now they're balls deep in debt





right hand doesn't count

You're asking for help and take the piss out of someone who's helping? Oh, okay...I've had more experience than you've ever had and I'm telling you now. It's not as mind-blowing as everyone makes it out to be. Even with my beautiful fiance.
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No you're doing it alright not all right
Alright, it's all right, alright....unless you're left then it's not right....alright?
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(Original post by cbreef)
No you're doing it alright not all right

lolled


(Original post by Results)
You're asking for help and take the piss out of someone who's helping? Oh, okay...I've had more experience than you've ever had and I'm telling you now. It's not as mind-blowing as everyone makes it out to be. Even with my beautiful fiance.
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can't help but take the piss, I have a UTI

*badummtissss*




anyways, being beautiful doesn't make someone sexually compatible with you neither does it make them good in bed. Sex isn't all that (kinda is) but just because you're having mediocre sex, all sex isn't mediocre
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already am dude


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sexy book isn't it? :sexface:

Maybe you should find a way to get heated.


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I have one much bigger in my bedroom
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Maybe you should find a way to get heated.


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I have one much bigger in my bedroom

maybe my donut just needs to be filled with custard

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bet you don't
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maybe my donut just needs to be filled with custard

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bet you don't

What if I make too much custard and it ends up making a mess?

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I can post pics if you want
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What if I make too much custard and it ends up making a mess?

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I can post pics if you want

who doesn't love a little extra custard?

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lactose intolerant people



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go on then
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Watch the Apprentice
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Watch the Apprentice
but will Lord sugar give me some sugar? :mmm:
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but will Lord sugar give me some sugar? :mmm:
More like a slap on the butt he seems a bit kinky!!
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