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    (Original post by Rouge)
    I am gorgeous and still a virgin in my twenties, but good for you too OP, I think people who are below average looking should not have sex, it's just disgusting. You sound like a desparate loser and an ugly fat one, (although you could just have low self esteem). funnily enough these guys usually still want a hot girl, you should lower your standards
    You are so cool, I wish I could be your friend. And also before you post again, yes I know you are a troll but thought I'd say this anyway.

    To the OP, sex isn't everything, if you are that desperate you could just get a prostitute, but I find that sex with a partner is far more enjoyable, I look forward to a relationship more that the sex personally.
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    (Original post by she)
    About the bald head, shave your head. Problem sorted
    I don't know. Some guys would look nasty with a shaved head, like me
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    lol, your short hmm- dont worry go for the short girls, or play the midget trick.
    Youve got a bald patch- Garlic, rub it into the bald area it will go- that goes for anyone who knows someone whose bald use garlic it stinks but it works trust me. You can go bald.
    Your fat- depends how fat, play the fat guy jokes ask a girl ''if shes ever seen a fat girl make it big?! :P, you could loose weight but being a boney ***** wont help either.
    Spots- at age 29!?, i doubt it see a doctor get some face creams scrubs get your own towel.

    Buy expensive clothes to make yourself feel better,dont be hairy, smell nice, get the latest phone, drive a fancy car, talk politely no-one likes rude people, be funny, meet chicks online (Y)
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    (Original post by ChunkymunkyDJC)
    You are so cool, I wish I could be your friend. And also before you post again, yes I know you are a troll but thought I'd say this anyway.

    To the OP, sex isn't everything, if you are that desperate you could just get a prostitute, but I find that sex with a partner is far more enjoyable, I look forward to a relationship more that the sex personally.
    You accuse me of being a troll for merely stating OP is fat/ugly/desperate, as he stated himself just earlier, yet you suggest that he exploit a poor woman sexually for his own gratification and use her as a piece of meat? Why does he, a fat/selfish/desperate shallow loser, have the right to do that or deserve that?
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    Oh yeah, I forgot:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    @ all the people saying to this guy "sex isn't everything"

    like that's gonna make a guy who thinks he's a failure for not handling his business ONCE in 29 years, feel like a champ.

    To me that's like telling your average resident of downtown Fallujah to be happy for what he's got, because at least you're still alive, oh and by the way I'm gonna leave the TV on all night and open a few taps and leave them running, just for the lulz...............
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    (Original post by Rouge)
    I think people who are below average looking should not have sex, it's just disgusting.
    That's what I was making that comment about, are you that stuck up that you basically want to make an Aryan nation in Britain?
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    (Original post by Rouge)
    You accuse me of being a troll for merely stating OP is fat/ugly/desperate, as he stated himself just earlier, yet you suggest that he exploit a poor woman sexually for his own gratification and use her as a piece of meat? Why does he, a fat/selfish/desperate shallow loser, have the right to do that or deserve that?
    he didnt mention meat.

    fool.
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    (Original post by ChunkymunkyDJC)
    That's what I was making that comment about, are you that stuck up that you basically want to make an Aryan nation in Britain?
    so goodlooking must equate to being white and blond, I think you're the one with the problem mate, I think blonds are pretty ugly facially usually, especially the guys. I'm jsut saying obese/poor figure/bad features generally indicates unhealthiness, and it cant be pleasant for anyone to sleep with an ugly person
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    (Original post by Rouge)
    so goodlooking must equate to being white and blond, I think you're the one with the problem mate, I think blonds are pretty ugly facially usually, especially the guys. I'm jsut saying obese/poor figure/bad features generally indicates unhealthiness, and it cant be pleasant for anyone to sleep with an ugly person
    Sorry hot-shot, I'm too tired for a shallow argument on deaf ears tonight, I'll just leave you to think about the quote above.
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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Make an effort with your appearance then.
    Stop. Think logically.
    You've never had a gf. Why? Because you have extremely low self-esteem.
    Why do you have low self-esteem? Because you're ugly (no offence.)
    Why are you ugly? Because you're overweight, spots etc...
    Can you take care of this? Yes. Brush your teeth, get some skin treatment (I admit, maybe not possible), but most importantly, lose some weight. Change your diet, get to the gym etc... Lose the weight, become more body confident.
    Then, you can find a gf. And sex will follow.
    /thread
    tbh.
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    The vast majority of the most horrifically unattractive people I have met have had sex. So there is still hope. And where there is no hope left, there is alcohol. If you are so desperate to just have sex, as opposed to a relationship, going to any club on a Saturday night would probably get you hooked up with someone else who just wants sex.

    I personally wouldn't mind if a 29-year-old guy I liked was still a virgin, but I would if he only wanted me for sex. Maybe it's this attitude that is off-putting?

    Most of the beautiful people I know aren't beautiful just because of physical attributes, but because of a combination of confidence, a good personality and charisma.
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    (Original post by mr-breaker)
    http://www.londontoolkit.com/Images/london_taxi4.jpg
    http://news.travelcounsellors.co.uk/...port_large.jpghttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...DM_468x315.jpg

    in that order.

    After the greatest 3 seconds of your life, hit the gym, dress better, go to the dentist (go abroad if you can't get an NHS dentist, it's cheaper out east) fix up the rest of your life. If you work HARD you can go so far in a year.
    Good advice!
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    At least he's not 40....
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    does it interest nobody ese that the OP hasn't made any posts apart from the first one?? I think this is quite clearly a troll...
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    How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    This is not a joke. I am completely serious. If you think I am not genuine then you may leave without posting. I have had some very negative and offensive responses to my situation in the past and I hope people here will be different and possibly helpful. The truth is that I am ugly. I am, short and extremely over weight, I have hideous spots, yellow teeth and unfortunatly a small bald patch. I have only ever kissed a girl and this was when I was 19. Please help, I really want sex.
    Eradicate these probs then your on to a winner
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    Well done. Your morality is untainted.
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    what happened at the end of the '40 year old virgin'?
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    It does sound like most of the OP's problems are things he can fairly easily sort out himself.
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    Don't mean to be rude, but with what you've described I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole. Ok that sounds harsh, but if you make an effort, ie start to look after your teeth, start loosing some weight, look after your skin better - you may find that it will begin to go in your favour. Also gain some confidence and start socialising in places.

    Good Luck on your mission.
 
 
 
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