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    (Original post by RobML)
    This'll never be us if you keep playing:

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    No Robbbb, I'm sorry! I want that to be us!!!!!!! :cry2::cry2::cry2::cry2:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)


    I'M SO HUNGRY!
    I can almost hear the soggy smush of a buttery crumpet being eaten
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Holy ****ing ****!!! I think I got diabetes just by looking at the pictures

    They look delicious
    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    :drool:
    Can you imagine what it must feel like to bite into that? The way the gooey chocolate would fill your mouth, all warm and wet and luscious!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    So you got the advantage? You got what you wanted from me and now you're Guna leave?

    Oh and it means Sucking Tasty Dicks... Which we know you like to do
    Sorry, this is just who I am .

    What an absurd accusation!
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    ...I told you my... secret, IN CONFIDENCE!
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    (Original post by Adores)
    I can almost hear the soggy smush of a buttery crumpet being eaten
    I can feel the middle soggy buttery deliciousness of the crumpet on my tongue.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I can feel the middle soggy buttery deliciousness of the crumpet on my tongue.
    This is quickly going to turn into food erotica
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Can you imagine what it must feel like to bite into that? The way the gooey chocolate would fill your mouth, all warm and wet and luscious!
    Mmm ****
    I just orgasmed at that
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    (Original post by John55)
    She's my celebrity crush, famous actor, I would defend her with my life .
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    :eek:...no :no:. Why are you so evil? :cry2:
    Ops. Should have told me that before. But no worries. It's in my belly now, getting processed by acids and enzymes. But I think it doesn't hurt that much since I've played with that clementine before.

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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Can you imagine what it must feel like to bite into that? The way the gooey chocolate would fill your mouth, all warm and wet and luscious!
    And the moment you swallow and that satisfying moan when you realise you have found what you have been looking for... The taste so tantalising... Leaving you craving for more
    #3

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlI...1UYrhi-B41CgnABoopin to this in bed *starts twerking*
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    (Original post by Adores)
    This is quickly going to turn into food erotica
    It already has! XD



    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Mmm ****
    I just orgasmed at that
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    (Original post by John55)
    Sorry, this is just who I am .

    What an absurd accusation!
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    ...I told you my... secret, IN CONFIDENCE!
    You play with young girls hearts just for a lay.. Just for a bit of fun not knowing how many lives you have ruined!

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    you didn't tell me! I found you in the basket with a fruit! And not just any fruit! It was a damn banana... I saw you with my own two eyes!
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    wtf is this thread, its like some weird thirsty bake-off fanfic :erm:
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Mmm ****
    I just orgasmed at that
    You orgasm quite quickly dont you? :teehee:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    And the moment you swallow and that satisfying moan when you realise you have found what you have been looking for... The taste so tantalising... Leaving you craving for more
    You can't help it, the temptation is far too great and you must overcome your over whelming desire for more but you know as well as it does, you cannot. You promise yourself just one more bite...just one more taste...just one last moment to savour everything you've just experienced. Just one last bite!



    (Ohh I feel a bit flushed tbh writing that :blushing:)
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :spank: you made me sin
    Lord forgive me cause i have wronged you
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    I love that

    http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

    Like this song too
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    wtf is this thread, its like some weird thirsty bake-off fanfic :erm:
    These insomniacs are just in need of sleep
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    :spank: you made me sin
    Lord forgive me cause i have wronged you
    Sorry, not sorry!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    I love that

    http://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

    Like this song too
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZE_IRwLNISuch a song it brings tears
 
 
 
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