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    (Original post by KairosEden)
    Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.


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    Night

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    (Original post by lilypear)
    Damn middle easterns always out beating me
    I'm not middle eastern.

    For that you'll clean the toilets

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I'm not middle eastern.

    For that you'll clean the toilets

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    What are you then fam
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    (Original post by lilypear)
    What are you then fam
    I'm Afghan.

    So not really close to the middle east

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Aww, I'll teach her if she does it again.

    Once, on the coach to gyhll head, my friend had a banana and then went to sleep, then he woke up and vomited all over my trouser leg it was nasty and smelt bad and the coach windows were only in the front so it smelt through the whole journey.

    Since the I don't eat bananas often
    Just because he was sick with bananas on you doesnt mean they aren't tastey

    (Original post by lilypear)
    More like when you fail again and I'll be a CEO of a business in a skyscraper I will hire you to be my cleaner
    I ain't being your cleaner biatch :mad:

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    Don't worry Danny, I'll buy that business and make her a cleaner and you the CEO

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    Na, I won't even employ here to clean, she can live on the streets for all I care :rolleyes:

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    Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.
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    Why are my strawberries the size of apples? :confused:

    Are they radioacitve? Pound coin for scale doe...

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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Just because he was sick with bananas on you doesnt mean they aren't tastey



    I ain't being your cleaner biatch :mad:



    Na, I won't even employ here to clean, she can live on the streets for all I care :rolleyes:



    LOVE YOU <3 x
    But it smelt so bad and it looked nasty. So I don't eat them much anymore.

    I'm calling the shots round here, I gave to give her a job otherwise I might be sued

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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Why are my strawberries the size of apples? :confused:

    Are they radioacitve? Pound coin for scale doe...

    Is the pound coin also a massive one. Cos the strawberries don't look big in comparison

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    But it smelt so bad and it looked nasty. So I don't eat them much anymore.

    I'm calling the shots round here, I gave to give her a job otherwise I might be sued

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    Thats because banana and stomach acid aren't meant to be appealing

    She can't sue you, man up Mubz!
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Yup and then Eva got up early and started abusing me with nasty words til I went to sleep Bad times

    U WOT M8?

    Extra pics cost you more babes

    Why were you up til 6am :confused:
    When did I abuse you? :confused:

    I don't like bananas too :dontknow:

    Aww you think I'm paying for this :adorable:

    Few arguments here and there on tsr and the heat in my room being unbearable

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Is the pound coin also a massive one. Cos the strawberries don't look big in comparison

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    Normal strawberry along side the strawberry mutant?
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    Thats because banana and stomach acid aren't meant to be appealing

    She can't sue you, man up Mubz!
    Well yeah but it's not nice. You try and live with bits of banana stuck to your leg for 2/3 hours in the humid sun.

    Well usually if you fire somebody they do sue and could win, plus I don't want to make her homeless.

    For that comment you are also a cleaner.

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    (Original post by Twinport53)


    Normal strawberry along side the strawberry mutant?
    Just seems like a big strawberry.

    Don't worry you won't get radiation positioning

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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    When did I abuse you? :confused:

    I don't like bananas too :dontknow:

    Aww you think I'm paying for this :adorable:

    Few arguments here and there on tsr and the heat in my room being unbearable

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    When you woke up one day at like 7am and I was still on here

    What have the bananas ever done to you and Mubz?

    Not with money Eva

    Hahaha you were so angry you worked up a sweat?
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    (Original post by Twinport53)


    Normal strawberry along side the strawberry mutant?
    Looks like someone injected it with viagra, m8 :hmmm:

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    I'm gonna go guys, I have to do stuff and I'm wasting my time here

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Well yeah but it's not nice. You try and live with bits of banana stuck to your leg for 2/3 hours in the humid sun.

    Well usually if you fire somebody they do sue and could win, plus I don't want to make her homeless.

    For that comment you are also a cleaner.

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    Could you not of got naked?

    Don't sack her, have her killed then :cool:

    I will happily be your cleaner, don't expect a good job though

    (Original post by Mubariz)
    Just seems like a big strawberry.

    Don't worry you won't get radiation positioning

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    Big? It took like 4 bites to eat it all!

    Maybe it is the HULK strawberry?

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    Looks like someone injected it with viagra, m8 :hmmm:

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    It's not a horny strawberry Eva :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Twinport53)
    When you woke up one day at like 7am and I was still on here

    What have the bananas ever done to you and Mubz?

    Not with money Eva

    Hahaha you were so angry you worked up a sweat?
    Aha was that when you were given us a commentary of the **** you do in the morning? :lol:

    Can't ever eat them with a straight face around guys :dontknow:

    Not even :smug: this is a free transaction bbz

    No I was angry and my humid, non ventilated room made me work up a sweat :/

    (Original post by Twinport53)
    It's not a horny strawberry Eva :rolleyes:
    But it looks pretty big :sexface:

    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I'm gonna go guys, I have to do stuff and I'm wasting my time here

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    Night lightweight

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    (Original post by Mubariz)
    I'm gonna go guys, I have to do stuff and I'm wasting my time here

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    Night

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    (Original post by Eva.Gregoria)
    Aha was that when you were given us a commentary of the **** you do in the morning? :lol:

    Can't ever eat them with a straight face around guys :dontknow:

    Not even :smug: this is a free transaction bbz

    No I was angry and my humid, non ventilated room made me work up a sweat :/

    But it looks pretty big :sexface:
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    Yup, it's when I told you all about my little routine that morning haha!

    Next your gonna tell me it's because you are embarrassed that you could be accused of perfecting your blowjob techniques in public on a banana? :rolleyes:

    I don't do free

    Hahahaha you were angry over TSR Was it the hijab argument Soapy started?

    Mubz says that strawberry is just fat and it isn't over sized at all though
 
 
 
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