Food crime - can't remember if previously posted but ARGH, ANGERING:
When people bite down on their fork with their teeth clamped tightly around it, then SCRRRRPPP the food off it.
Saying you're going to make a "chip butty" and then returning with a sandwich filled with those "Fries to Go".
THAT IS NOT A CHIP BUTTY.
I love a Chip butty
A white crusty roll with butter is delicious in its own right
Now add a filling of proper chip shop chips with salt, vinegar and some sauce
A food crime to me is when people put Jam Roly Poly in a trifle instead of Boudoir Biscuits/Ladyfingers/Sponge Fingers/whateveryouwanttocallthem.
SPONGE FINGERS ARE GOD.