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I want you too.
Now see I might have been tempted, but I read this earlier:
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It's no that he's unfunny, i saw one of his stand up shows and didn't laugh that much, but i don't really like stand up comedy so...
And that just entirely crushed my dreams! I mean, I don't mind the Ross Noble thing, he's not that great. But all stand up comedies? Where would we have our first, second and third dates?
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Sadly HCD while you were writing that song I quietly escaped using my stunning escape artist's skills. I also wired a hand grenade to the outside of your door handle and window, so have fun trying to get out again.

*Goes home and wires flamethrower to door - there's no way he's getting me again*
Writing? You mean pasting.

I don't really care about the door. The tunnel is fine, and I never use the door anyway. You think you're safe. One day, you will be mine again. One day.
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Now see I might have been tempted, but I read this earlier:

And that just entirely crushed my dreams! I mean, I don't mind the Ross Noble thing, he's not that great. But all stand up comedies? Where would we have our first, second and third dates?
One i liked was richard pryor, but he's, well, dead... maybe we can watch the DVDs for out first few dates?
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Damnit I can't find the in love smiley.
Words to the same effect are accepted also
: love :
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Now see I might have been tempted, but I read this earlier:

And that just entirely crushed my dreams! I mean, I don't mind the Ross Noble thing, he's not that great. But all stand up comedies? Where would we have our first, second and third dates?
Anybody who doubts the greatness of Ross Noble doesn't know funny.
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Writing? You mean pasting.

I don't really care about the door. The tunnel is fine, and I never use the door anyway. You think you're safe. One day, you will be mine again. One day.
Not on my watch!
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One i liked was richard pryor, but he's, well, dead... maybe we can watch the DVDs for out first few dates?
Well, I don't know who that is. I've actually never been to a stand-up show, I will certainly fall for the first person that takes me there, regardless of everything else
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Anybody who doubts the greatness of Ross Noble doesn't know funny.
Very true, Ross Noble for the win.
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hmm maybe if things dont pan out like i want em to.
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Not on my watch!
You're watching him too, eh? Have you tapped into my camera? :mad:
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Not on my watch!
I'm quite capable of defending myself, I just got caught by surprise.

*thinks about above*

What I mean is, please protect me from him... Only you can save me
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You're watching him too, eh? Have you tapped into my camera? :mad:
That's it! Burn it with fire!!
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You're watching him too, eh? Have you tapped into my camera? :mad:
Not quite. Though if you're watching him you must be watching me too.. We're good eh? Especially wearing your mother's dresses. Oh wait, it's not just the dresses :eek:
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Well, I don't know who that is. I've actually never been to a stand-up show, I will certainly fall for the first person that takes me there, regardless of everything else
Even if it's Jimmy Carr? Are you on the left or right by the way?
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I'm quite capable of defending myself, I just got caught by surprise.

*thinks about above*

What I mean is, please protect me from him... Only you can save me

To be fair, he once spoke about putting me in a cage and chucking me to the bottom of a river. So I'll save you if you save me.
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Even if it's Jimmy Carr? Are you on the left or right by the way?
I ****ing bum Jimmy Carr. I go that-a way <--- (left, in case you're rubbish at directions)
Edit: Oh shoot I thought you were talking politics. If you're referring to my picture I'm on the right.
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Not quite. Though if you're watching him you must be watching me too.. We're good eh? Especially wearing your mother's dresses. Oh wait, it's not just the dresses :eek:
Masturbating furiously in my pit of filth (shed), I can't help but wonder why he's playing the woman, and you the man...
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To be fair, he once spoke about putting me in a cage and chucking me to the bottom of a river. So I'll save you if you save me.
He is one sick puppy. I'll save you, I have skills! The question is should we hide from him or hunt him down and remove his threat from the world?
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Masturbating furiously in my pit of filth (shed), I can't help but wonder why he's playing the woman, and you the man...
Oh for goodness sake. You never did get the knack of the camera. You're looking into the old people's home window. Bloody noobs..
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Masturbating furiously in my pit of filth (shed), I can't help but wonder why he's playing the woman, and you the man...
Sorry, that's just a video of your parents (explains a lot about you). I put it in front of the camera while we made our escape.
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