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    Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
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    A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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    Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time, and reminds him to be still and keep quiet. An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe." Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me, but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
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    What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
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    "Book book book book book book book..."
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    A religious woman buys a parrot and takes it home. As soon as she gets the bird in its new cage, it starts hollering, "I'm a whore! I'm a whore!" The lady is embarrassed and asks her minister if she should return the foul-mouthed bird. The minister suggests, "I have a well-behaved male parrot who sits in its cage and prays all day long. Perhaps if we put your bird in with mine, your bird will see the error of its ways and become more pious." The next day, the woman takes her parrot to the minister's house and puts her bird in with the praying parrot. After a few seconds, her parrot starts saying, "I'm a whore! I'm a whore!" The priest's parrot replies, "Come on in honey, that's what I've been praying for!"
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    Why is turtle wax so expensive?
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    Because they have such small ears.
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    Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
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    Because it was a dirty double crosser.
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    Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
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    A: Their bats flew away.
 
 
 
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