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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    :unimpressed: just cause i rejected you
    Rah girl be getting jelly :rolleyes:
    Uhuh I'm very jelly.. Of some next level *** from the ghetto. I'm alright thanks
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    (Original post by Adores)
    I'm LIVING for this foodfic
    :ahee: Don't get too excited! If you like it I may write part 2....

    "The warm summer evening and the spaghetti bolognese"
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    (Original post by Adores)
    I'm LIVING for this foodfic
    :rofl:

    Have you eaten yet? Lol
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    :rofl:

    Have you eaten yet? Lol
    Nahh, but might get a banana in a minute
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Uhuh I'm very jelly.. Of some next level *** from the ghetto. I'm alright thanks
    I see how it is
    Man has his other girls begging it from him
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You play with young girls hearts just for a lay.. Just for a bit of fun not knowing how many lives you have ruined!
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    you didn't tell me! I found you in the basket with a fruit! And not just any fruit! It was a damn banana... I saw you with my own two eyes!
    Well :mad:, since it's already out there, non of them were girls... and they were only flings, me dating you was just to get my parents off my back, I truly am sorry, can you find it in your heart to forgive a Lemon, a lonely, confused Lemon? :cry:
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    Your lucky, if you'd have walked in just five minutes earlier your face would be stuck like :eek: forever... seriously, fruit sex is messed up...
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :ahee: Don't get too excited! If you like it I may write part 2....

    "The warm summer evening and the spaghetti bolognese"
    With a garlic bread affair?
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    (Original post by Adores)
    Nahh, but might get a banana in a minute
    Aww... Go get it and eat it... I love bananas

    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    I see how it is
    Man has his other girls begging it from him
    Are you sure they're girls? And are you sure they exist? Cuz I think you're dreaming like Nelly...
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    (Original post by John55)
    She has a name y'know! ...
    Had*

    can't remember what it is but... the fruit world will have it's revenge, just you wait...
    I have the urge to sleep again, I have get to up early. That clementine was sweet, just like you if we could have go out together.

    Anyway, I'm leaving you for now. I'll see you later and next time it will be either you or your lemon family. Make a choice till then.

    Yay!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    OMG this is crazy but I was just listening to this 10 mins ago... And then started listening to mirrors by Lil Wayne... That song really hits me too
    great minds think a like
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You don't want to keep giving into your desires. All you know is that once won't be enough and you have to keep going back, looking for your fix. It's become a drug but nothing has filled you up so good and touched all the places inside of you, you never knew you had. Every taste makes you moan a little bit louder. Every bite makes you shiver a little bit harder. Every swallow makes you clench your body tighter.
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    well, I think I'm horny for some chocolate cake ngl... What have you done? :lol:
    That's enough, you need a release. You walk to your kitchen, a heart heavy with shame but a mouth wet with desire. You pull it out of the fridge, "You're mine now" you whisper in a low sinister tone.

    Your heart beating faster, your breath heavier...

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    Wtf am I doing with my life? Like seriously though...
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    (Original post by Adores)
    With a garlic bread affair?
    Yes, and then I can finish it off with a threesome, if you wish....
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Are you sure they're girls? And are you sure they exist? Cuz I think you're dreaming like Nelly...
    Yes i checked down below :teehee: had to lower my gaze
    I pinched myself to check if it was reality and unfortuntly for you it was
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes, and then I can finish it off with a threesome, if you wish....
    You read my mind
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    great minds think a like
    Now that is true..

    What you listening to now? I've got Nelly - Just a Dream on

    And next up is Skepta - Shut down
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Only if you promise to feed them
    I rem when we had a child around and you forgot to feed him
    I promise, I'll feed them.

    We'll have 3 beautiful children together
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    Welcome to insomniac thread. The first rule of the insomniac thread is: you do not talk about sleep. The second rule of insomniac thread is: you DO NOT talk about sleep! Third rule of insomniac thread: if someone yells a load of nonsense, talks about food or talks *******s , they need sleep.
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    (Original post by Adores)
    You read my mind
    Great, now it's £4.00 for the next chapter

    But just remember, I can make all your fantasies come to life with only my words.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Great, now it's £4.00 for the next chapter

    But just remember, I can make all your fantasies come to life with only my words.
    You should include the line: his palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

    Money is no issue, I need my fix
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I promise, I'll feed them.

    We'll have 3 beautiful children together
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    (Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D)
    Welcome to insomniac thread. The first rule of the insomniac thread is: you do not talk about sleep. The second rule of insomniac thread is: you DO NOT talk about sleep! Third rule of insomniac thread: if someone yells a load of nonsense, talks about food or talks *******s , they need sleep.
    But but food dosent equate sleepy :cry2:
 
 
 
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