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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    That's enough, you need a release. You walk to your kitchen, a heart heavy with shame but a mouth wet with desire. You pull it out of the fridge, "You're mine now" you whisper in a low sinister tone.

    Your heart beating faster, your breath heavier...
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    Wtf am I doing with my life? Like seriously though...
    You feel this fear of getting caught. You look around quickly. The light from the fridge is still glaring as you forget to shut it in haste.

    You move towards the table. Slowly. Not moving your gaze from your drug. Your chest is moving up and down heavily and your palms are getting sweaty. You lick your lips in anticipation... The moment has to be right... You sit down and you close your legs tightly as you'd never been this excited before...

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    is it time for sleep yet? Lol
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    :rofl: looool



    Damn you're studying until late.. How is it going?
    Not too bad actually. And you guys are still up :lol:
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    (Original post by Adores)
    You should include the line: his palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

    Money is no issue, I need my fix
    What ever does it for you!

    Indeed, that is very understandable. I'm glad we could come to this arrangement.
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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Had*



    I have the urge to sleep again,I have get to up early. That clementine was sweet, just like you if we could have go out together.

    Anyway, I'm leaving you for now. I'll see you later and next time it will be either you or your lemon family. Make a choice till then.

    Yay!
    Yes :sigh:

    The armies of Middle Fruit bowl (exceedingly poor Lord of the Rings pun if you were wondering) will have risen by then, and you will be the one who is peeled .
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    What ever does it for you!

    Indeed, that is very understandable. I'm glad we could come to this arrangement.
    you're literate and business savvy; you're everything I aspire to be
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Yes i checked down below :teehee: had to lower my gaze
    I pinched myself to check if it was reality and unfortuntly for you it was
    We all know why you lower your gaze pervert detected and confirmed

    Why is it unfortunate for me? I'm glad you're off me back
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Not too bad actually. And you guys are still up :lol:
    :rofl: yeah... The night took a weird turn

    Have you slept? Or you going to sleep now?
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    (Original post by Adores)
    I think they mean the way we talk about food
    Oh ok
    Gosh sorry if i am very intimate with my food
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    We all know why you lower your gaze pervert detected and confirmed

    Why is it unfortunate for me? I'm glad you're off me back
    :teehee::perv:

    Sure you are :rolleyes:
    Waits for a text tomorrow at 3:30am saying i need you for a booty call :bubbles:
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    :teehee::perv:

    Sure you are :rolleyes:
    Waits for a text tomorrow at 3:30am saying i need you for a booty call :bubbles:
    Yeah... I wait so I can tell the cops to arrest you. I just need proof of your harassment
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Oh ok
    Gosh sorry if i am very intimate with my food
    It's okay, we understand, we are here for you:grouphugs:
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Nice


    But but food dosent equate sleepy :cry2:
    loooool half of the time people on this thread tend to talk about food :pepsi:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Yeah... I wait so I can tell the cops to arrest you. I just need proof of your harassment
    Who TF even calls them the cops call 911 :yy:
    **** the feds
    You will find none
    (Original post by Adores)
    It's okay, we understand, we are here for you:grouphugs:
    Aww :jumphug:
    (Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D)
    loooool half of the time people on this thread tend to talk about food :pepsi:
    Nice
    I approve of this thread
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    You feel this fear of getting caught. You look around quickly. The light from the fridge is still glaring as you forget to shut it in haste.

    You move towards the table. Slowly. Not moving your gaze from your drug. Your chest is moving up and down heavily and your palms are getting sweaty. You lick your lips in anticipation... The moment has to be right... You sit down and you close your legs tightly as you'd never been this excited before...
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    is it time for sleep yet? Lol
    It looks so beautiful, the sides wet, you can tell it's excited too. You lick your lips again, and your thighs close in tighter. You want to hide your excitement, you don't want it to know that you crave it. You pick up the fork, you feel your cheeks burning, the fork touches the sides of the plate. You're denying yourself the pleasure you crave so much, why? because it's too much, too soon and you know what it can do to you. You can be hung up on it for weeks, craving it your every breathing moment. But you need your fix, it is your fix.

    You need to tread carefully, a path that could lead to your pleasure could also lead to your absolute decay.

    The fork gets closer....

    It is waiting for you...so wet, so beautiful...

    You get closer, your breath hot, you're sure it can feel it.

    Your body clenches, your mind racing, your thoughts louder by the minute...

    Then suddenly...
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    You find a long blonde hair swimming around on the icing of your brownie.... You bin it with no regrets.

    The end
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It looks so beautiful, the sides wet, you can tell it's excited too. You lick your lips again, and your thighs close in tighter. You want to hide your excitement, you don't want it to know that you crave it. You pick up the fork, you feel your cheeks burning, the fork touches the sides of the plate. You're denying yourself the pleasure you crave so much, why? because it's too much, too soon and you know what it can do to you. You can be hung up on it for weeks, craving it your every breathing moment. You need you fix, it is your fix.

    You need to tread carefully, a path that could lead to your pleasure could also lead to your absolute decay.

    The fork gets closer....

    It is waiting for you...so wet, so beautiful...

    You get closer, you breath hot, you're sure it can feel it.

    Your body clenches, your mind racing, your thoughts louder by the minute...

    Then suddenly...
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    You find a long blonde hair swimming around on the icing of your brownie.... You bin it with no regrets.

    The end
    Do you switch tabs to german midget porn whenever people walk into your room to hide from the shame of whatever this thread is?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    :rofl: yeah... The night took a weird turn

    Have you slept? Or you going to sleep now?
    Ha-ha, what do you mean the night took a weird turn? I haven't been reading the thread, but I am going to sleep now though. Good night
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Do you switch tabs to german midget porn whenever people walk into your room to hide from the shame of whatever this thread is?


    I think food erotica is a very passionate writing outlet.

    Go away.
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    (Original post by Adores)
    you're literate and business savvy; you're everything I aspire to be
    well thank you very much!

    I hope you liked my ending
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    If I fail my exams...at least then I can spend the rest of my life writing food erotica
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    well thank you very much!

    I hope you liked my ending
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    If I fail my exams...at least then I can spend the rest of my life writing food erotica
    I'll look out for your name and always think back to where it all started
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    (Original post by Adores)
    I'll look out for your name and always think back to where it all started
    I have a feeling this might be my claim to fame.
 
 
 
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