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    I'll watch anything with Gervais/Merchant/Pilkington in. Love their XFM & Ricky Gervais Show stuff, ****ing hilarious even today.

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    Academic succession.
    Philosophy and ethics.
    Modern world history.
    Quantum mechanics.
    Politics.
    Anime.
    Manga.
    Organic chemistry + inorganic.
    Nuclear physics.
    Condensed matter physics.
    English literature.
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    PhD.
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    Amsterdam.
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    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)
    I love this guy :rofl:

    Spot on Acorns! :eek: that's exactly how it would go for me too.
    Can we scrap this idea lol guys pls :shy:
    *Has fantasies of how it would go*
    It feels awfully cringe talking about it lmao.




    I expect nothing other than 6.1ft+ Dutch alpha male from Zurich :cool:
    BaconButty.... :mmm:



    Eeexactly.



    :rofl:

    Kenan you'd be interesting to see!
    Gah I remember when we did football meets, at the time they were the best days out ever.
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    (Original post by Isometrix)
    Yeah Karl Pilkington trumps all British comedians. His best material was on the ricky gervais podcasts though, especially with his "monkey news".
    FINALLY somebody else who just loves to sit and listen to those guys talk to each other.

    Comedy gold imo, never really liked podcasts but they're such an exception
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    (Original post by inachigeek21)
    Academic succession.
    Philosophy and ethics.
    Modern world history.
    Quantum mechanics.
    Politics.
    Anime.
    Manga.
    Organic chemistry + inorganic.
    Nuclear physics.
    Condensed matter physics.
    English literature.
    Poetry.
    PhD.
    Libaries.
    Amsterdam.
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    10/10


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    I'm so bored.
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    (Original post by jam277)
    I'm so bored.
    I'm at home Jam. Was supposed to start writing an essay at 9, here I am at 11:02, haven't started. I literally am fed up with uni work, I want a suit and a salary. I need to try and get some work done before the game tonight.

    I'll talk to you. Tell me...

    How are your job applications going?

    Do you play video games and if so which ones?

    What is your ideal type of woman?

    Which country would you most like to visit and why?
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    (Original post by Eboracum)
    I'm at home Jam. Was supposed to start writing an essay at 9, here I am at 11:02, haven't started. I literally am fed up with uni work, I want a suit and a salary. I need to try and get some work done before the game tonight.

    I'll talk to you. Tell me...

    How are your job applications going?

    Do you play video games and if so which ones?

    What is your ideal type of woman?

    Which country would you most like to visit and why?
    Yeah I know how you feel wrt university but trust me they're the best times of your life even if you are on a salary.

    Job applications going semi decent. I have been getting interviews, seen one job that involves me going to Czech Republic but in essence it's paid internship wages with a possibility of getting onto the role for longer term. I'm really trying to avoid an internship and if I were to do one I'd do it in london. I'd only go abroad if I knew I was going to get a good job there.

    I play FIFA, FM and GTA mainly atm, I have the last of us, good game watching but I struggle to get into long games, if I do get into it I'll get hooked. Far Cry 4 I'm looking to get though. Since my bro buys a lot of games I don't play them but if I buy a game I'm more likely to complete it.

    Ideal type of Woman. Must have compatible interests, failing that have an interest that I can get interested in(e.g. not shopping for gucci bags and always going out), also needs to have a range of emotions(not just super nice and not a whiny ***** every day) and intellectually challenging. If she has interests in philosophy and/or football tactics she'd be a winner.

    Terms of looks, I've already used the term FAB(Face, ass breasts) but in less crude termsI sometimes think a girl is hot that nobody else really turns their attentions too but I find them attractive.

    Finally the country I'd like to visit most would be the united states of america. Reason being because it's one of the biggest countries in the world, diverse in terms of Cities. You have areas like Texas that are essentially close to desert areas with loads of cacti, then you have places like new york that get put in 5+ inches of snow. The diversity of animals is great too, the language spoken is English so no language barrier, it's the most powerful country on earth, I can gamble and party in Nevada and Miami is another bachelor area.

    Although I would love to go monaco and watch the cote d'azur grand prix.
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    Just thinking back to university, there was one girl that was pretty much complete. She had perfect artist level handwriting, had model aesthetics (blonde Swedish type), got a first, ended up at a big US firm as a trainee straight out of university. Understandably empty as a person and boring as dry paint (timid voice, lack of confidence), but if you are thinking of the perfect corporate robot she would pretty much be it. An excellent technician. You only get one or two at most of that complete all round calibre in the yeargroup. I remember that the yeargroup after us had no one of note really in terms of being all round, actually remember us thinking "what a bunch of nerds", harsh but true, they looked like that for sure. We were a much more competitive yeargroup.

    There are not that many exceptional all rounders like that really. Because overall she was exceptional at what she was good at. Do I believe that the aesthetics matter for firms in big law/big 4/similar? Yes and no. It depends on the firm. More noticeable with law firms I think.
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    When girls don't have confidence, does it put you off? Personally I don't find that it does haha
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    (Original post by AR_95)
    When girls don't have confidence, does it put you off? Personally I don't find that it does haha
    No, not on a personal level, but for most professions it's pretty essential.
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    (Original post by Tom_Ford)
    No, not on a personal level, but for most professions it's pretty essential.
    I meant attractive/relationship wise
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    (Original post by AR_95)
    When girls don't have confidence, does it put you off? Personally I don't find that it does haha
    Obviously can't talk from experience, but it would me. People should be outgoing but not too loud, there's a balance. Couldn't stand an introvert though.


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    Was getting a taxi last night from Calapham way , must have been about 4am. I know an all night offie there so I get a 4 pack of Amstel for the ride.

    But no kidding, he literally stops at Waterloo to pray. At this stage I crack open a can of lager and just watch, have no time for the laws of Islam, got the sweet taste of lager on my breath, also annoyed that this is happening,I dont know how long it takes to give praise to Allah, but I need to get to Camden.

    ''is allah on the meter fella?''

    Get there eventually after I make drunken remarks about Islam ''decent religion, well any religion involving the A40''

    Im kipping at my brothers gaff these days, get there eventually we get to home and I havent got a penny, spent it all on whiskey. ''Literally start doing that thing when you look for hidden for stashes of cash which arent there. Much worse since the cabby sees me opening a new Amstel.

    Taxi driver says he's going to have to take a laptop. I literally tell him to try and take it. The guy is like 5'3 but in fairness I owe him £20. Thank god my bro arrived soon after and stuck this guy some cash

    Absolutely ridiculous. ''Ill have the laptop then''
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    (Original post by Zürich)
    Was getting a taxi last night from Calapham way , must have been about 4am. I know an all night offie there so I get a 4 pack of Amstel for the ride.

    But no kidding, he literally stops at Waterloo to pray. At this stage I crack open a can of lager and just watch, have no time for the laws of Islam, got the sweet taste of lager on my breath, also annoyed that this is happening,I dont know how long it takes to give praise to Allah, but I need to get to Camden.

    ''is allah on the meter fella?''

    Get there eventually after I make drunken remarks about Islam ''decent religion, well any religion involving the A40''

    Im kipping at my brothers gaff these days, get there eventually we get to home and I havent got a penny, spent it all on whiskey. ''Literally start doing that thing when you look for hidden for stashes of cash which arent there. Much worse since the cabby sees me opening a new Amstel.

    Taxi driver says he's going to have to take a laptop. I literally tell him to try and take it. The guy is like 5'3 but in fairness I owe him £20. Thank god my bro arrived soon after and stuck this guy some cash

    Absolutely ridiculous. ''Ill have the laptop then''
    Where's calapham way?


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    (Original post by AR_95)
    Where's calapham way?


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    Youve never heard if Clapham?

    even the ****ing eskimos know where clapham is
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    (Original post by Zürich)
    Was getting a taxi last night from Calapham way , must have been about 4am. I know an all night offie there so I get a 4 pack of Amstel for the ride.

    But no kidding, he literally stops at Waterloo to pray. At this stage I crack open a can of lager and just watch, have no time for the laws of Islam, got the sweet taste of lager on my breath, also annoyed that this is happening,I dont know how long it takes to give praise to Allah, but I need to get to Camden.

    ''is allah on the meter fella?''

    Get there eventually after I make drunken remarks about Islam ''decent religion, well any religion involving the A40''

    Im kipping at my brothers gaff these days, get there eventually we get to home and I havent got a penny, spent it all on whiskey. ''Literally start doing that thing when you look for hidden for stashes of cash which arent there. Much worse since the cabby sees me opening a new Amstel.

    Taxi driver says he's going to have to take a laptop. I literally tell him to try and take it. The guy is like 5'3 but in fairness I owe him £20. Thank god my bro arrived soon after and stuck this guy some cash

    Absolutely ridiculous. ''Ill have the laptop then''
    Yeah you sound like a right **** to be around when you're drunk. Or possibly just generally.
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    Zurich, a modern day Samuel Pepys.
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    (Original post by Isometrix)
    Yeah you sound like a right **** to be around when you're drunk. Or possibly just generally.
    terrible man. also a bit of a bully to people i know cant swing for me

    right or wrong I will probably say ''swing for me mate'' at some stage
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    (Original post by Zürich)
    Youve never heard if Clapham?

    even the ****ing eskimos know where clapham is

    I know where ****ing clapham is mate I'm 2 minutes away from it. :lol:
    Didn't know what you meant by "Calapham way" though at first :confused:
 
 
 
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