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    A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, "What present are my sister and I going to get?" The dad answers, "I got you guys an iPad and iPod." "Wow, thanks," the son replies, "What will you give mom?" The dad says, "Your mom is getting an iRon."
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    Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
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    Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
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    Q: Why couldn't Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
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    Oh, I thought that it was because he set mortals near impossible tasks because of his drunk bets with Frankenstein...
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    What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
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    Oh, I thought that it was because he set mortals near impossible tasks because of his drunk bets with Frankenstein...
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    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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    Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
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    I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
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    I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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    A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
 
 
 
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