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(Original post by The Financier)
My parliamentary expenses bill says it's mine
Shame on you *hands over almost empty bottle* - yeh, I might've had a bit :/
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Shame on you
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Now where's the bartender with another round?
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
All, just because I had the rest of a bit of your whiskey... :rolleyes:
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(Original post by The Financier)
Now where's the bartender with another round?
Dunno, that's why I seconded the VoNC for the bartender - what you want though? I'll get the drinks sorted!
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Dunno, that's why I seconded the VoNC for the bartender - what you want though? I'll get the drinks sorted!
Just some vod..water thank you
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Just some vod..water thank you
You can't leave me to drink alone, so here's your vodka - I suppose I'll join you with it!

Cheers!
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Still drinking even the next morning! Good show.
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Where did you get that map from?
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/homepage.html
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Now where's the bartender with another round?
Jaysus, I think some is still drunk as hell from last night!
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(Original post by CescaD96)
Jaysus, I think some is still drunk as hell from last night!
Pffft....still drinking

In case you don't get it
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Pffft....still drinking

In case you don't get it
I'm gonna finish this one, then I got a train to catch. It's been an enjoyable night I'll pour you a whiskey to finish


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Anyone up for an early drink?
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Anyone up for an early drink?
Still at work! :angel:
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Still at work! :angel:
Drink on the job then.... Tell Jason that I've made you a drink, and it'd be rude to refuse...
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It's rather quite in the house, what happened to all the drama.
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Anyone up for an early drink?
Have you any wine?
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Pffft....still drinking

In case you don't get it
At least we don't have to refer you to anger management.
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Have you any wine?
What colour would you like? Would a Merlot suffice?
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What colour would you like? Would a Merlot suffice?
think she'd prefer a chardonnay
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think she'd prefer a chardonnay
No problem. Heres your large glass of Chardonnay


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