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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    better sheddy!

    you even put in a gif this time - and you thought up a new hashtag!

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    If I was doing your parents evening, when mr and misses sheddy-senior sit down I would tell them:

    "Sheddy has shown real improvement recently, he has come along way, but still does not seem to have unlocked the potential that he showed during his first few weeks.

    He does seem to have a few issues with playing with the other boys, and does seem to struggle making friends, but thats ok because I can clearly see that he is a special boy who has is own way of looking at life.

    I have only had a few behavioural issues with sheddy, and they mainly revolve around him only being able to focus on arsenal football club. I am not really sure why this is, but no matter what we are doing in class, he brings it back to arsenal? Just the other day we were focusing on history and having a class discussion about nazi germany. All of a sudden he stood up and announced 'Yeah, the nazi's were bad, but at least they did not celebrate beating their rivals belgium.. that would just be #smallclubmentality' - I asked him why he said hashtag out loud, and he just called me 'salty'? I am honestly not sure what that means, but I reported him for it anyway.

    Sheddy is a good student, and a good lad, but he needs to work on his concentration and his personal skills. He also needs to stop thinking he can find an excuse for everything. You need to tell him that 'yeah, but arasenal are no saints, look at what you did to fabregas'; 'salty' ; 'small club mentality'; and 'where are my 300 arsenal players?' - are not excuses for bad behaviour.. and do not excuse him shouting a racial slur towards another student and blaming it on john terry.

    Look, i am sorry if I have been hard on your son, but its only because I want him to do well. we all do here, as sheddy is a very.. unique.. child, who requires lots of.. special attention.. and.. nurturing.. to reach his potential.
    You've got too much time on your hands son #obsessed
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    Come the 24th of May, Ruben Loftus Cheek will have the same number of Premier League winners medals as the entire Arsenal squad



    not officially.

    Chelsea get 40 PL medals to give out..

    But to be actually recognised as a PL winner by the league, you need to have played a minimum of 5 games..

    So yes, whilst he could get given a medal as there will be some spare - he wont actually be a PL winner..

    (Not yet)
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    You've got too much time on your hands son #obsessed
    5.12 posts per day for sheddy.

    2.83 for acorns..

    #facts

    #notincludingyourorignalaccount

    #dupeconfessions
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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    not officially.

    Chelsea get 40 PL medals to give out..

    But to be actually recognised as a PL winner by the league, you need to have played a minimum of 5 games..

    So yes, whilst he could get given a medal as there will be some spare - he wont actually be a PL winner..

    (Not yet)
    Rules have changed apparently, medals can be given out at the clubs discretion and as we have a small squad chances are he'll get one. The fact that that until now he's played one minute in the Premier League and has more medals than Stevie G is too funny haha
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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    5.12 posts per day for sheddy.

    2.83 for acorns..

    #facts

    #notincludingyourorignalaccount

    #dupeconfessions
    What account is that? You always say I have a dupe then never say who it was...

    Looking at my post stats? Now that's #obsessed brah
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    What account is that? You always say I have a dupe then never say who it was...

    Looking at my post stats? Now that's #obsessed brah
    Im going to paly a game, its called predict the sheddy post.

    Here is the template I am going to use:


    ***Insert comment about arsenal*** ***Slang word to seem cool***

    ***trendy gif I saw someone else post***

    ***hashtag connection of words that are slightly insulting***

    --

    Ok, so here we go. lets spin the machine and see where it lands!


    SHEDDY POST #1

    Arsenal conceeded a late goal against hull? well, you still could not beat monaco. brah.



    #WengerHasASmallCock

    #Itwas

    #Salty
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    #obsessed
    #TimeForBeddyByesBeforeSheddyCri es
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    Reality = being told my wumming game is off, vague anti semetic comments and being told I missed a hashtag that isn't relevant to the situation. All the while Arsenal fans celebrate a made up event they created to celebrate beating a piss poor team who rarely realistically threaten to beat them over the season.

    Poor form guys, the irony being that judging from Twitter you're fans are celebrating this more than we 'disgustingly' did a 0-0 draw last weekend

    #smalltime
    #howthegreatshavefallen
    Come on Shed, now you've forgotten #salty, #inferioritycomplex AND #smallclubmentality

    Pull it together.
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    how do we request a temp ban btw? srs, not just cos this thread is a shower of ****e.
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    (Original post by Kim-Jong-Illest)


    how do we request a temp ban btw? srs, not just cos this thread is a shower of ****e.
    :laugh:

    Think just PM a mod, or quote them in

    (Original post by Lyrical Prodigy)
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    Exams am guessing? You do Maths innit?
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    (Original post by IceyFish)
    :laugh:

    Think just PM a mod, or quote them in



    Exams am guessing? You do Maths innit?
    Yeah, realised i've got a lot more to do than expected, should be alright if I grind for the next two weeks though, maths is generally pretty easy if you just constantly run through enough questions, even if you dont understand it. You're dentistry right? hows that going?
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    Everyone just stop giving him attention and he will go, how hard can that be?!
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    (Original post by MichuAtDeGeaBa)
    Benteke

    Ben ****ing teke

    You may as well sign berahino, Lambert and Austin. Jesus Christ
    Prayy elaborate
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    (Original post by The Shed End)
    Rules have changed apparently, medals can be given out at the clubs discretion and as we have a small squad chances are he'll get one. The fact that that until now he's played one minute in the Premier League and has more medals than Stevie G is too funny haha
    Won the pl and can't stop talking about a "rivals" player, jeez sheddy stop with the #smallclubmentality
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    Can't believe no ones realised that the only reason Chelsea fans hate other teams having local rivalry's is because they no meaningful ones themselves....

    So they have to resort to acting like the annoying **** with ADHD in school just to get a bit of attention.

    Anyway, can't believe there's still talk of Cech happening, there is more chance of Fabregas resigning tbf. Begovic is a shout though, aside from his **** up against Chelsea he's been very good all season. That or Forster
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    Begovic has deserved a top ten move since Mignolet got one. I remember we were linked with him, and I'd rather we plumped for him than the Belgian.
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    (Original post by leinad2012)
    Can't believe no ones realised that the only reason Chelsea fans hate other teams having local rivalry's is because they no meaningful ones themselves....

    So they have to resort to acting like the annoying **** with ADHD in school just to get a bit of attention.

    Anyway, can't believe there's still talk of Cech happening, there is more chance of Fabregas resigning tbf. Begovic is a shout though, aside from his **** up against Chelsea he's been very good all season. That or Forster
    If we wanted someone on Begovic's level, we would have kept Fabianski.
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    Ever since Buffon moving to Juventus I don't think a "top" keeper's ever switched clubs
 
 
 
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