Banned because that unicorn is wasted. I feel like that sometimes, except my puke isn't as funky as that.
Banned for being drunk with power.
Banned for saying I'm drunk with power.
Banned for attempting to silence me; I'm a god!
Banned for not being quiet still
Banned for having your name in your sig in addition to the normal display
Banned for crawling into my shell last night
Banned using my litter tray
Banned for still having a snail face.
Banned for asking pigeons if they have any spare scraps
Banned because for eating all the grass on my lawn
Banned for lacking the self-control to not pick a scab. WEAK