Food Crime: When you go to a Chinese All You Can Eat Buffet, and you see some plonker with a plate full of plain rice and chips.
Food Crime I cannot Abide:
Walking down the street and seeing a chav with his or her child in the buggy - the poor otherwise-innocent tot grasping a Greggs sausage roll in one hand, yum-yum in the other.
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER! GIVE HIM A BANANA! HE'LL LOVE IT, I PROMISE!!
I still really can't stand people who can't use cutlery properly. Its such a basic skill.
Offering someone a "bit" of your chocolate bar. They take like..over half.
I saw someone pouring Dr Pepper into a babies bottle once....
When people ask for a second helping (especially with something you love e.g. a lovely dessert I'm talking apple crumble level pleasure here), and then can't finish it because they were just being greedy.
Here comes the food waste...sigh.
I HATE WASTING FOOD.
Kind of a merging of both Melissa's and Dani's - when you've got a "double" chocolate bar (not necessarily a duo, I just mean perhaps bars split into two pieces/fingers, like Twix, Bounty, or Milky Way Crispy Rolls) and someone "hasn't tried it".
So they take an entire finger/piece, take a bite, hate it, "PTEW PTEW ECH URGH!" and discard it.
WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DISCARD IT?!
Or those people that say "This is horrible. I don't like this, I don't know why I'm eating it"...whilst continuing to gobble up the lot.
Or when someone decides that, for their Indian/Chinese Takeaway, they're going to take a risk and try something new.
It arrives, they hate it, and either you have to (A) Have them sit and watch you eating, or (B) Share half of yours with them.
TAKE STUPID RISKS ON YOUR ALONE TIME.
leaving the skins of jacket potatoes, they're the best bit!
People not liking meat on the bone, the bone keeps in the moisture and flavour! Plus you can suck the marrow out, yum! Also when people get freaked out by seeing fish meat ON THE FISH! Also people confusing macarons with macaroons. SMH
When you make everyone a big monster fry-up, and they instantly complain "I'll never finish all of this."
Well, fair enough.
But then you get their plate afterwards and the stuff they didn't eat - WAS THE BACON/TATTIE SCONE/SAUSAGE.
CHRIST MAN, AT LEAST LEAVE THE "LESSERS" (beans, tomato) AND EAT THE PRIME STUFF! Moron.
My dad loves them, but I just don't understand how people can put a piece of fruit into bread. :s