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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
Can I have a pint of Oxford scholar so I can save the world from that mess, please?
Unfortunately, we don't seem to have any of this left... is there another you'd like!?
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Unfortunately, we don't seem to have any of this left... is there another you'd like!?
There's also this French one that looks like mouthwash, smells like mouthwash, and tastes like mouthwash I'd like to pour to the sewage.
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Yep
Are you a secrete leftie?
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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
There's also this French one that looks like mouthwash, smells like mouthwash, and tastes like mouthwash I'd like to pour to the sewage.
Haha, no problem then!

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Are you a secrete leftie?
Hahaha, this is the funniest thing I've heard all day - definitely NOT!!!
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Haha, no problem then!
Please just direct all of them to your sink. I'll buy all the stocks you have.
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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
Please just direct all of them to your sink. I'll buy all the stocks you have.
I'll have to keep something for anyone that wants it tonight, but if you bring some decent stuff in tomorrow, we'll put it on the taxpayers bill...
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Haha, no problem then!



Hahaha, this is the funniest thing I've heard all day - definitely NOT!!!
I think you are lying to yourself, you know you are really green, you should come over to the dark side, we have cookies:colone:
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I think you are lying to yourself, you know you are really green, you should come over to the dark side, we have cookies:colone:
Haha, if I want cookies - I just put it on the bar's order form *shrugs*

Who's up for another round?
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Haha, if I want cookies - I just put it on the bar's order form *shrugs*

Who's up for another round?
Not these cookies you don't, kit bakes cookies for us all and you'll be hard pressed to find better ones.
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Not these cookies you don't, kit bakes cookies for us all and you'll be hard pressed to find better ones.
Well, I'll find whoever's footing the bills for the Commons bar (the taxpayer of course... duh!), and I'll ask them to pay for Kitty's cookies!
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Well, I'll find whoever's footing the bills for the Commons bar (the taxpayer of course... duh!), and I'll ask them to pay for Kitty's cookies!
:laugh: you think they are for sale, that's cute.
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Here's your sex on the beach cocktail

Sorry for the delay. Had to go buy more vodka after it was devoured last night!
Thanks! Although I'm not even sure what that is. Cider next round please
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:laugh: you think they are for sale, that's cute.
Kitty will do it for me... and if not for me, someone else maybe...

(Original post by Kittiara)
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Thanks! Although I'm not even sure what that is. Cider next round please
It's good! Wanna start a tab, or just want me to stick it on TSRG's extremely long and scary tab!
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Kitty will do it for me... and if not for me, someone else maybe...
Those quotes don't work here either.
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Those quotes don't work here either.
Sshhh
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Sshhh
And she won't sell to you.
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Thanks! Although I'm not even sure what that is. Cider next round please
Never had a sex on the beach?

Vodka, Peach Snapps, cranberry and orange juice.


Personally I prefer a Jelly Baby - Passoa, Lemonade, Grenadine and blackcurrant squash. Or my own invention, Banana bols, white chocolate bols and milk. Tastes like a banana-chocolate milkshake (unsurprisingly).
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I think you are lying to yourself, you know you are really green, you should come over to the dark side, we have cookies:colone:
I am sure your cookies are safe as UKIP members will see them as an import from the US, and were not available in the 1960s, the era they wish us to return to. You had better put any Horlicks or Ovaltine or Trumpton puppets under lock and key though.
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Never had a sex on the beach?

Vodka, Peach Snapps, cranberry and orange juice.


Personally I prefer a Jelly Baby - Passoa, Lemonade, Grenadine and blackcurrant squash. Or my own invention, Banana bols, white chocolate bols and milk. Tastes like a banana-chocolate milkshake (unsurprisingly).
I heard the sand would go into your private parts and it's horrible.
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