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    I went to a private school.


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    (Original post by mareyak)
    Hey yo check it out its Bag of Peanuts
    Hollering at me like he's some kind of genius
    But in all reality he's just a little fetus
    Thinking he can fight me when i'm the real jesus

    *Drops Mic*
    You don't know **** bout wordplay
    You betta bow down;
    it's my world, you fake
    And watch ya step when you try to creep to me...
    Watch ya lip when you try to speak to me

    I'm smoother than butter, I am the true nutter
    I'm the 9th world wonder, I will put you under
    I am like no other, you will soon discover
    I will murk your sister, and then **** your brother

    (picks up your mic and throws it in the water)

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    I've got a morning ritual which includes listening to some upbeat song, kicking the blanket off and reaching for the nearest lolli
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    I am the one who knocks
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    I like psychology.
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      (Original post by Bag of Peanuts)
      You don't know **** bout wordplay
      You betta bow down;
      it's my world, you fake
      And watch ya step when you try to creep to me...
      Watch ya lip when you try to speak to me

      I'm smoother than butter, I am the true nutter
      I'm the 9th world wonder, I will put you under
      I am like no other, you will soon discover
      I will murk your sister, and then **** your brother

      (picks up your mic and throws it in the water)


      :gangster:
      *Evaporates the water and picks up mic*
      Foshizzle, the rizzle, you're making me sizzle
      With all these bulls***-a** rhymes you be spillin while you chillin

      It's time for you to pack your things and leave
      cuz this rhyme will be short and sweet
      If you got any more things to say why dont you send me a little tweet
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      (Original post by mareyak)
      *Evaporates the water and picks up mic*
      Foshizzle, the rizzle, you're making me sizzle
      With all these bulls***-a** rhymes you be spillin while you chillin

      It's time for you to pack your things and leave
      cuz this rhyme will be short and sweet
      If you got any more things to say why dont you send me a little tweet


      Is dat you in your av, chick?
      I've been wasting time on a goddamn Catfish :sad:
      you better hope that we never ever cross paths, trick
      But I'ma help you vanish like I'm doin' some magic...
      I'ma help you panic cuz your life is so tragic
      Some **** is gonna go down; call it Titanic



      Didn't I tell you to watch your mouth?
      Little girl, I found out what you're about.
      You gotta hide behind some other chick's pics?
      I'ma be back, cuz you just made me sick.
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      I have been chased and bitten by a dog when I was in Year 6 because the owner thought I'd kicked down her fence :ninja:
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      (Original post by somemightsay888)
      I have been chased and bitten by a dog when I was in Year 6 because the owner thought I'd kicked down her fence :ninja:
      When I was 5 I intentionally made these 2 bloke's big dogs chase after me, my older brother and sister. Everyone got away...except my sister. Poor thing. She had like a plum on her leg afterwards, the bruise looked like a plum, seriously.
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      I just ate pizza
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      (Original post by Bag of Peanuts)


      Is dat you in your av, chick?
      I've been wasting time on a goddamn Catfish :sad:
      you better hope that we never ever cross paths, trick
      But I'ma help you vanish like I'm doin' some magic...
      I'ma help you panic cuz your life is so tragic
      Some **** is gonna go down; call it Titanic



      Didn't I tell you to watch your mouth?
      Little girl, I found out what you're about.
      You gotta hide behind some other chick's pics?
      I'ma be back, cuz you just made me sick.
      I'm crying :rofl::rofl:
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      (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
      I'm crying :rofl::rofl:
      lol
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      I was almost killed by an aggressive dog when I was very young... I still have a scar, even though I don't remember a thing. (I actually had to go to hospital and was fully covered in blood. Arghh...)

      #morbidfacts :P

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      My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.
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      (Original post by TheWaffle)
      I'M GOING TO BE MARKING GCSES AND ALEVELS NEXT MONTH! :ayee:

      Really? Aw, that's pretty cool!! Shall I tell you my name and you can perhaps return a favour since I changed my vote for you as the funniest woman.

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      (Original post by Imperion)
      My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.
      (Original post by *Stefan*)
      I was almost killed by an aggressive dog when I was very young... I still have a scar, even though I don't remember a thing. (I actually had to go to hospital and was fully covered in blood. Arghh...)

      #morbidfacts :P

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      (Original post by Bag of Peanuts)
      When I was 5 I intentionally made these 2 bloke's big dogs chase after me, my older brother and sister. Everyone got away...except my sister. Poor thing. She had like a plum on her leg afterwards, the bruise looked like a plum, seriously.
      (Original post by somemightsay888)
      I have been chased and bitten by a dog when I was in Year 6 because the owner thought I'd kicked down her fence :ninja:
      Gosh. Dogs be trippin.
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      (Original post by Bag of Peanuts)
      Gosh. Dogs be trippin.
      I know man, this cleaner came out wearing a JML Body warmer, we stared it down and this was her in her head to me, before the dog attacked

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      (Original post by somemightsay888)
      I know man, this cleaner came out wearing a JML Body warmer, we stared it down and this was her in her head to me, before the dog attacked

      lol well at least you weren't retarded like me; I kept throwing things at the dogs.

      (Original post by Imperion)
      My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.
      See, man? More dogs, man.
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      (Original post by Bag of Peanuts)
      Gosh. Dogs be trippin.
      Ikr man Every time I see an aggressive one I clench my fist just in case.
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      I'm Indian.


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