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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
I heard the sand would go into your private parts and it's horrible.
Well yeah, the fun comes from the thrill of potentially getting caught. Or so I'm told... (Personally I hate beaches, it's dirt next to water. I've got a bathtub and a garden, I'm staying at home - that way I can listen to music I like.)
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Haha, if I want cookies - I just put it on the bar's order form *shrugs*

Who's up for another round?
I need a G & T now please.
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Mmm, got some drain cleaner if that'd suffice? Otherwise you could have this new Spirytus vodka I got from Poland - it's 96%. Unfortunately we finished the Bruichladdich X4 (184 proof), as it was finished last night!
Why'd that suffice?

Spirytus is crap. What else?
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I am sure your cookies are safe as UKIP members will see them as an import from the US, and were not available in the 1960s, the era they wish us to return to. You had better put any Horlicks or Ovaltine or Trumpton puppets under lock and key though.
Import from the US?
Does that mean we need to put good old lizzie under lock and key too?
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(Original post by Stiff Little Fingers)
Well yeah, the fun comes from the thrill of potentially getting caught. Or so I'm told... (Personally I hate beaches, it's dirt next to water. I've got a bathtub and a garden, I'm staying at home - that way I can listen to music I like.)
I think on Brighton's beach it might be fine.
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I am sure your cookies are safe as UKIP members will see them as an import from the US
Blasted cookies, coming over here and stealing jobs from hard working British biscuits
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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
I think on Brighton's beach it might be fine.
Beaches suck.

/story.
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(Original post by Stiff Little Fingers)
Beaches suck.

/story.
Ban them in your manifesto?
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(Original post by Little Toy Gun)
Ban them in your manifesto?
My manifesto? I've retired more times than I can count.
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It'll be bourbon tonight for me. :yy:
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Ty.

Anyway, I'm quite disappointed that none of you are drinking Ameretto.


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Sorry about the delay everyone - it seems last night wiped us out so had to go buy emergency stock - orders are being placed for delivery on Monday!

(Original post by CescaD96)
I need a G & T now please.
No problem! Want to start a tab now, or we still on Birken's?


(Original post by tehFrance)
Why'd that suffice?

Spirytus is crap. What else?
Haha, have the Bruichladdich X4 - I've only had a small measure of it, and that's all you need, as it literally wipes you off your feet! First one's on the house!


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It'll be bourbon tonight for me. :yy:
We've actually got plenty of that around, so no problem!


(Original post by Cryptographic)
Ty.

Anyway, I'm quite disappointed that none of you are drinking Ameretto.


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I'll take that as a sign of you wanting some???

Enjoy your drinks everyone!
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(Original post by mobbsy91)
Sorry about the delay everyone - it seems last night wiped us out so had to go buy emergency stock - orders are being placed for delivery on Monday!


No problem! Want to start a tab now, or we still on Birken's?




Haha, have the Bruichladdich X4 - I've only had a small measure of it, and that's all you need, as it literally wipes you off your feet! First one's on the house!




We've actually got plenty of that around, so no problem!



I'll take that as a sign of you wanting some???

Enjoy your drinks everyone!
Whose tab do you think?
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(Original post by CescaD96)
Whose tab do you think?
Haha, no problem!
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Haha, no problem!
In my capacity as TSR Empress, I'm titling you as Lord Mobbsy, Head Barman of the MHoC.
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Kitty will do it for me... and if not for me, someone else maybe...
Sorry, Mobbsy! If you want my cookies, you'll have to hug a tree first and write an animal protection motion or bill. We've so far covered badgers, beavers, and boar, and TLE has covered and circus animals and dolphins.
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(Original post by CescaD96)
In my capacity as TSR Empress, I'm titling you as Lord Mobbsy, Head Barman of the MHoC.
Haha, I am honoured - now... where's my tip?? I take rep, or £50 notes (delivery address or PayPal email can be PMed...)


(Original post by Kittiara)
Sorry, Mobbsy! If you want my cookies, you'll have to hug a tree first and write an animal protection motion or bill. We've so far covered badgers, beavers, and boar, and TLE has covered and circus animals and dolphins.
As I have now been made Head Barman and Knighted by Cesca (lol!) - you're barred. You can come back when you bring cookies!

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As I have now been made Head Barman and Knighted by Cesca (lol!) - you're barred. You can come back when you bring cookies!

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Only joking Kitty!
Fine then, but my cookies are fit for a Queen! Or were. Considering good old Liz was fired.

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Haha, I am honoured - now... where's my tip?? I take rep, or £50 notes (delivery address or PayPal email can be PMed...)




As I have now been made Head Barman and Knighted by Cesca (lol!) - you're barred. You can come back when you bring cookies!

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Only joking Kitty!
Hmm, might need to dig into the party funds...

No! Kit is my top advisor! Lady Kittiara can't be banned!
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Fine then, but my cookies are fit for a Queen! Or were. Considering good old Liz was fired.

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Hmm, might need to dig into the party funds...

No! Kit is my top advisor! Lady Kittiara can't be banned!
Fine, Kitty - you are now un-barred.
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