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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Does the Bear offer to register births as well? Many a new young TSRian is brought into life by an existing member. I believe this marvellous process is responsible for much of the trolling around these parts. A sensible registration scheme in the first few days of life would do much to ease overcrowding and bad temper.
    We are currently exploring the idea of a Birthing Pond™... the ladies would give birth among the bulrushes, serenaded by frogs and nibbled by newts.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    truly excellent news the bear™, i shall join you this evening… any hot snacks on offer for this evening?
    *Gavin whisks a tray of piping hot delicacies from the Tuscan Wood microwave Artisanal Oven

    *Gavin has been reprimanded for offering Funeral Food to the guests.

    *Gavin brings the correct snacks round:

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    (Original post by the bear)
    We are currently exploring the idea of a Birthing Pond™... the ladies would give birth among the bulrushes, serenaded by frogs and nibbled by newts.
    :clap2:

    So long as there are no eugenic practises or contracts to sign I am in favour of all new young TSRians being birthed in this engaging manner. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    :clap2:

    So long as there are no eugenic practises or contracts to sign I am in favour of all new young TSRians being birthed in this engaging manner. :awesome:
    sooooo Madame, when is the happy event due ? :holmes:
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    sooooo Madame, when is the happy event due ? :holmes:
    I was more thinking that one of my followers might offer up a little one shortly. Statistically, it's a good bet. They are probably reproducing new users on a regular basis in the less well known regions of my fanzone.
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    *Gavin brings round a basket of oysters for the guests

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    *Gavin pours a crisp Txakoli to go with the fruits de mer....

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    Usherette™ helps Gavin with the Txakoli pouring...

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    I would love to have some oysters. But sadly they tend to somewhat disagree with me. So I'm going to go and get a fish supper (Fish and chips)
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    (Original post by sharkbate633)
    I would love to have some oysters. But sadly they tend to somewhat disagree with me. So I'm going to go and get a fish supper (Fish and chips)
    *Gavin understands
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Gavin™ sincerely hopes that we will "stay in"... he feels that his position in the Cave™ will be protected by the warm embrace of Bruxelles.
    Gavin™ should keep his nose out of the big boys' politics.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    *Weddings Etc*
    following intense pressure the Management™ are pleased to announce that the Cave™ is now a fully licensed Wedding and Funeral center. Handfastings and Oath-Swearing ceremonies are also available.
    Gavin and Usherette™ will provide all your catering needs and Stacey™ can do the flowers.
    Stacey™ is working towards her level 4 certificate in Bridesmaid and Undertaking skills.
    ooooh could you please conduct mine and FrenchUnicorn 's wedding today?
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    ooooh could you please conduct mine and FrenchUnicorn 's wedding today?
    Omg YES ! :jive:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    ooooh could you please conduct mine and FrenchUnicorn 's wedding today?
    of course. i hope that your marriage lasts longer than ours did
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    (Original post by the bear)
    of course. i hope that your marriage lasts longer than ours did
    I hope too :mmm:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    ooooh could you please conduct mine and FrenchUnicorn 's wedding today?
    ermm i can do it at 9pm ?

    here are some guests:

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    (Original post by the bear)
    of course. i hope that your marriage lasts longer than ours did
    awww thank you dear bear!!!

    FrenchUnicorn, dear would you mind showing Bear the way to our wedding? :yep:
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    awww thank you dear bear!!!

    FrenchUnicorn, dear would you mind showing Bear the way to our wedding? :yep:
    laters

    :wavey:

    cu 9pm
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    (Original post by the bear)
    laters

    :wavey:

    cu 9pm
    Seee you later!!!


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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    awww thank you dear bear!!!

    FrenchUnicorn, dear would you mind showing Bear the way to our wedding? :yep:
    :lol: at 9pm
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