I would have definitely got the hell out of that bed if it were me in that position!!!!
This one's easy (I love playing Dr. Phil, except I help people even less) .
Confront him about it. Tell him he's an idiot, and that he should've checked to make sure you were asleep. Then, make out*.
* - Make sure someone is watching. Make sure it's a girl. Probably one that likes or used to like you.
This is hilarious
i love how you laid there getting ****** over and groped and didnt do anything
If he would have put his penis in your mouth, and started f****** it, would you have still pretended to be asleep then? I think you probably would've.
That's just really odd and kind of creepy that he did that to someone that he thought was asleep. He doesn't sound like the best friend but if you still want to be friends with him you should at least talk to him about it even though it's awkward.
HAHAH you just layed down and let him? FUK! this is like somethign you would see on peep show
are you sure you actually have any balls?
Thanks for all the serious replies. As to the people who said I enjoyed it and I am gay, think about it, if this were true I would have allowed him to continue groping my **** wouldn't I? I regret not doing anything but unless you have been in this situation, and it was with an old friend who I've known for over 10 years, I don't think it's fair for you to make such comments as I really do feel quite traumatized by this. Also, so clarify, he didn't jizz on me or anything, he was just lay next to me doing it. If such an incident does happen again I will try to do something, but I really was quite shocked/scared. If something like this does just suddenly happen it gives you no time to think. If he had known I was awake I highly doubt we could ever speak to each other again, and I know how bad he would feel. I know it sounds stupid but I didn't want to hurt him, both mentally and physically.
Something similar happened to me. I had my best friend over (male) because I was feeling a bit down about a few things. We had a take away, watched a few films and he ended up staying over. I was in bed and he was on a camp bed on my floor in my sleeping bag. After a few minutes of the light being turned out he clearly thought I was asleep and I could hear lots of heavy breathing and rustling of the sleeping bag moving. This went on for maybe 5 or 10 minutes of me thinking "wtf!!!" but being too terrified to say anything due to the sheer awkwardness. Thing is I opened my eyes and couldn't see a thing and have no idea if he was actually whacking one out or if it was just my imagination. In the morning when he left I checked the sleeping bag pretty rigorously for stains and found none. I haven't used it since...
Alternatively you could save it and utilise it to make the greatest best man speech in existence.
Yeah, I saw a video of this once.
the title to this thread did make me giggle!
Was he that girl from XXY?