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http://celebrityandworld.files.wordp...ma-watson1.jpg

But I'd settle for

http://www.topnews.in/files/Natalie_Portman.jpg
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Oh my god! You're a lesbian!

My response to OP; my perfect man:

He would be a self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. He would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament

:fan: ARE YOU OUT THERE MISTER??
Indeed he is: http://usedbooksblog.com/blog/wp-con...12/dr-evil.JPG
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Funny, nice and makes my soldier salute.
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(Original post by Sushidelight)
This is revenge for the Bieber comment isn't it! :sigh: And just for that...I'll add another photo....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SgD9gx5cBv...RaoulBova7.jpg

^ My habibi.... oh if only. :yep:
wow :drool:
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[QUOTE=im so academic]


http://www.4tnz.com/files/justin-bieber-tattoo-2.png
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This picture makes you look like a pedophile he looks 12
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Perfect girl for me would be 4 foot tall with a flat top to her head so I had somewhere to put my glass.....
Failing that non-existant girl, my wife is pretty perfect.

And very handy at DIY. Can put together a computer chair in minutes. Can make a wardrobe, including carrying all the big pieces upstairs herself, then put it upright against the wall.
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<3
Adorably goofy; looks like theyd make a tit of themselves unintentionally at any given moment.
Is utterly halarious. To the point where i know everything they say is going to be funny, so i grin massively whenever they open their mouths.
Someone i can make pathetic intellectual jokes with.
& someone who's a fumbling mess in bed.

failing this however;

http://i31.tinypic.com/9j2lvd.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/f4kas2.jpg

WOOFWOOF.
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Tall - At least 6' so I can wear heels and not be taller than him.
Blonde and handsome.
Smart.

I've got him :suith:
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(Original post by x_Lexie_x)
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What? They are!

They get me wet. :yep:

Like you get wet to a picture of your dream man, I have a sexual fantasy when I see Justin Bieber.
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Messy hair and brown eyes, and in reasonably good shape.
Personality: confident, ambitious, easy to talk to, caring, funny
Bedroom: adventurous :sexface:
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(Original post by EssRidge)
Are you trying to collect red gems?
No, this is just what I think.

I'm responding to the thread, i.e. my perfect boyfriend.
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(Original post by Yogity)
Messy hair and brown eyes, and in reasonably good shape.
Personality: confident, ambitious, easy to talk to, caring, funny
Bedroom: adventurous :sexface:
Here's your man:

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(Original post by mia_14)
what the hell man

take it easy with jb pics

oke we know he can sing but that where its ends

if he wasnt famous and you seen him on the bus or street , you wouldnt give second glance
Oh really? :sexface:
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(Original post by MissSasha)
This picture makes you look like a pedophile he looks 12
But he's 16, so technically I'm not.
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(Original post by im so academic)
Here's your man:

Hell to the no! I'm sorry, that's a boy...
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(Original post by im so academic)
What? They are!

They get me wet. :yep:

Like you get wet to a picture of your dream man, I have a sexual fantasy when I see Justin Bieber.
Someone hit puberty HARD.

Please desist with your insane obession.
It's bad enough he's in your sig, but to continue to parade your crap all over threads isn't cricket.
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(Original post by beci.please)
<3
Adorably goofy; looks like theyd make a tit of themselves unintentionally at any given moment.
Is utterly halarious. To the point where i know everything they say is going to be funny, so i grin massively whenever they open their mouths.
Someone i can make pathetic intellectual jokes with.
& someone who's a fumbling mess in bed.

failing this however;

http://i31.tinypic.com/9j2lvd.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/f4kas2.jpg

WOOFWOOF.
I bloody love Ryan Gosling. You have good taste, sista!
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(Original post by Yogity)
Hell to the no! I'm sorry, that's a boy...
Yeah but he's a sexy one nonetheless and fulfills the rest of your conditions. :yep:
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Someone hit puberty HARD.

Please desist with your insane obession.
It's bad enough he's in your sig, but to continue to parade your crap all over threads isn't cricket.
Huh? :lolwut:

It's not an insane obsession. How am I any different to the men who worshop Megan Fox/Cheryl Cole? :hmmm:
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(Original post by im so academic)
But he's 16, so technically I'm not.
my 9 year old cousions likes him :teehee:

thats all i can say LOOOL hes a crush for primary school children
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