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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing Watch

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    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?
    No. I don't.
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    "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag..."

    I cannot say that i do....
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    katy perry

    do you ever feel like a plastic bag

    rhianna

    what's my name
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    "I really miss your hair in my face"

    WHAT? Who enjoys hair in their face?
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    Hey, I need you back in my arms
    I need love CPR


    I can't live without my phone
    but you don''t even have a home
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    "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
    Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!"

    ["Yeah", by Usher]
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    everything ever released by Miley Cyrus is pretty stupid, imho.
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    Fill up my cup
    Mazel tov

    Black Eyed Peas - I've got a feeling
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    Call me Mr Flintstone i can make your bed rock....
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    Katy Perry:

    Boom, boom, boom
    Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
    Boom, boom, boom
    Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
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    (Original post by IlexBlue)
    I lol'd so hard at this, I remember this video! "A SNAAAAAAAKE, AAHH!" LOL.
    You've made my day!
    Haha yeaah it was pretty famous a few years back, the website's still there you know! badgerbadgerbadger.com
    Making your day has made mine
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    Say you're a toilet
    Say you're a human toilet
    Say it
    Say you're a dirty whore
    Say it
    Say you're a cheap ****ing Manningham pig slut whore
    What are you?
    Come on, baby
    What are you?
    Come on, baby, twenty goes a long way
    What are you up to now anyway?
    Twenty buys a lot of groceries, you know
    You're costing me a fortune
    Say you're a human toilet
    Come on, come on
    Say you're a human toilet
    ****'s a human toilet
    Baby's a human toilet
    ...
    Nothing happened?
    Nothing happened?
    His ****'s in your mouth and you're saying nothing happened?
    His ****'s in baby's mouth, baby's mouth and nothing happened?
    Quality time
    Quality time


    Gotta love Whitehouse
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    (Original post by ForgettingWhatsername)
    Hahaha those are brilliant! :rofl:

    Uhm yeah Coldplay - Yellow:

    I drew a line
    I drew a line for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    And it was all yellow

    So basically he just drew a yellow line for someone... ? :lolwut:
    AHAHA, is that what he's saying? :eek:
    Because until I read your post, I would've sworn on my life that he was singing:

    Look at the stars
    The colours shine for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    And they were all yellow

    For years I've been singing that..

    Also, mine would be Utada Hikaru - FYI, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
    Catchy, but makes no sense to me whatsoever. :confused:

    NYC, NYC (what, what?)
    Tokyo, Tokyo (what, what?)
    Send it out from the streets to the highest, to the highest high

    MP3, MP3, players
    Work it out, work it out, hustlers
    Om Mani Padme Hum

    [Chorus:]
    You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
    We're gonna ooh aah
    FYI, we're gonna be up all night
    I'll see you later
    Call me
    You know my number

    Like Captain Picard
    I'm chillin' and flossin'
    It's seven o'clock
    I issue a warning
    That's right, we're stealing this show
    Damn right, letting 'em know
    We're sipping Chardonnay from 2 PM on a working day

    Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
    Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
    Take me down to the fields where the grass is, where the grass is, lime
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    Wait boy, I’m a bee with a sting,
    wait let me sing,
    you used me abused me and now you're gonna lose me,
    confuse me, refuse me just stay there with your floozy,
    my girls tell me that you're banging Tash and Suzie.

    :unsure:
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    (Original post by Chayne)
    AHAHA, is that what he's saying? :eek:
    Because until I read your post, I would've sworn on my life that he was singing:

    Look at the stars
    The colours shine for you
    Oh what a thing to do
    And they were all yellow

    For years I've been singing that..

    Also, mine would be Utada Hikaru - FYI, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
    Catchy, but makes no sense to me whatsoever. :confused:

    NYC, NYC (what, what?)
    Tokyo, Tokyo (what, what?)
    Send it out from the streets to the highest, to the highest high

    MP3, MP3, players
    Work it out, work it out, hustlers
    Om Mani Padme Hum

    [Chorus:]
    You know I, I'm gonna be yours tonight
    We're gonna ooh aah
    FYI, we're gonna be up all night
    I'll see you later
    Call me
    You know my number

    Like Captain Picard
    I'm chillin' and flossin'
    It's seven o'clock
    I issue a warning
    That's right, we're stealing this show
    Damn right, letting 'em know
    We're sipping Chardonnay from 2 PM on a working day

    Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
    Ching a ling, ching a ling (what, what?)
    Take me down to the fields where the grass is, where the grass is, lime
    Haha no I don't think you've been singing it wrong, I think one verse is about the stars and then the other one is about the yellow line
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    (Original post by Philbert)
    Nik Kershaw - The Riddle
    The lyrics weren't meant to make sense, as far as I'm aware, they were just made up to fit the music. There was even a competition run to try to figure out what they meant. I find them amusing nonetheless

    (copied straight from a website)

    I got two strong arms. Blessings of Babylon and
    time to carry on and try for sins and false alarms
    so to American the brave
    wise man save.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
    Where an old man of Aran goes around and around.
    And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night.
    For a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right

    But he'll never, never fight over you.

    I got plans for us
    Nights in the scullery
    And days instead of me
    I only know what to discuss
    Oh
    for anything but light

    Wise men fighting over

    It's not me you see.
    Pieces of valentine
    And just a song of mine.
    To keep from burning history

    Seasons of gasoline and gold

    Wise men fold.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .

    I got time to kill. Sly looks in corridors without a plan of yours.
    A blackbird sings on bluebird hill.
    Thanks to the calling of the
    wild wise mens child.

    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .
    Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground
    . . .
    No
    he'll never, never fight over you. .
    Man, I love Nik Kershaw.
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      All of Vampire Weekend's lyrics make me feel violent. Pretentious knobs.
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      Day one I first laid my eyes on you,
      Day two I can't help but think of you,
      Day three was the same as day two.
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      I like the sound of the song but the lyrics...

      'Pink' by Aerosmith.

      Pink it´s my new obsession
      Pink it´s not even a question
      Pink on the lips of your lover, ´cause
      Pink is the love you discover
      Pink as the bing on your cherry
      Pink ´cause you are so very
      Pink it´s the color of passion
      `Cause today it just goes with the fashion
      Pink it was love at first sight, yea
      Pink when I turn out the light, and
      Pink gets me high as a kite
      And I think everything is going to be all right
      No matter what we do tonight
      You could be my flamingo
      ´Coz pink is the new kinda lingo
      Pink like a deco umbrella
      It´s kink - but you don´t ever tell her
      Pink it was love at first sight
      Pink when I turn out the light
      Pink gets me high as a kite
      And I think everything is going to be all right
      No matter what we do tonight
      I want to be your lover
      I wanna wrap you in rubber
      As pink as the sheets that we lay on
      Pink is my favorite crayon, yeah
      Pink it was love at first sight
      Pink when I turn out the light
      Pink it´s like red but not quite
      And I think everything is going to be all right
      No matter what we do tonight
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      There was a song playing in H&M yesterday, some annoying voice singing something about 'I need a boy who something something'. Can't remember the exact lyrics but remember thinking that it was utterly ridiculous.
     
     
     
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