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You know in friends, when Rachel is dancing naked and Ross can see her...
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I'm so embarrassed!

Basically, she lives next-door, the weather was pretty good today, she was sunbathing topless in her garden, I went into the study to revise, looked out of the window...kept looking..., she got up, she must have noticed me in the corner of her eye, looked up at me, I think we made eye contact and then I ducked!

The shame! How am I supposed to get through the end of my C4 maths lessons now?!
You shouldn't be embarrassed, she's gunna be proper embarrassed. If she's fit just take it to the next level. She was clearly asking for it.
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Show her the exponential of your natural log
I hear this joke all the time, but it never fails to amuse me. Well done sir. :^_^:
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(Original post by Ich Dien)
If my old english teacher lived next door and sunbathed in her back garden I wouldnt need a computer.
I'm going to use that line at some point... :cool:
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I'm going to use that line at some point... :cool:
Go forth with my blessing, but dont return to me with the slap :lol:.
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In class just ask a straight up

'OH HEAVENLY BLESSED BEAUTY WHOS KINDNESS HAS NO BOUNDS. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME'

If you are not bold enough a cheeky wink will suffice. For now ...
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OP, let it all out on here:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/show....php?t=1628415
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:mmm: pun!
either you're dirtier than me or you're smarter than me. (probably the latter)
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(Original post by Anonymous)
I'm so embarrassed!

Basically, she lives next-door, the weather was pretty good today, she was sunbathing topless in her garden, I went into the study to revise, looked out of the window...kept looking..., she got up, she must have noticed me in the corner of her eye, looked up at me, I think we made eye contact and then I ducked!

The shame! How am I supposed to get through the end of my C4 maths lessons now?!
Urm. Buddy. SO WHAT? She lives next door, you saw her naked sun bathing. It's like who the hell bloody wouldn't? She's not your teacher during weekends or holidays or out of school time is it now? It's normal. Nothing will happen! Dw! Say it's your fault if she starts talking... say "it's like you wanted me to see you naked" etc etc. Just waffle! But it's like "BIG DEAL, you saw her naked. She lives next door. OUTSIDE SCHOOL TIME TOO, so it's not a problem." I don't know why people are scared of teacher's... They only have power IN SCHOOL. Not outside. And if she tells your parents, just say "she was naked! She was sunbathing NAKED! And I just saw a glimpse when I looked outside to see the sunshine... And then of course... My sunshine lit up (As a humour)" It'll be fine buddy! Dw haha. Nothing will happen. And when in class just say "Artificial or natural?"
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(Original post by jimcatinnes)
You know in friends, when Rachel is dancing naked and Ross can see her...
Just replace 'Ross' with 'OP' and 'Rachel' with 'Miss Maths'...

Ross: May I come in?

Rachel: Uh, yeah, if you want too.

Ross: Do you want me too?

Rachel: Yeah, sure?

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?

Ross: The physical act of love. (Hisses at her.)

Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?

Ross: Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?

Rachel: (gasps) Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!

Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)
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Porno scenario just waiting to happen. "So you liked what you saw huh, you want to see some more? Yeah, rub those titties" etc. You're in, mate.
Dirty thoughts
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(Original post by ThemThereEyes)
1) Is she fit ?
2)What did she expect if she was sunbathing with her boobies out ?
She expected to be vagintroduced.
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(Original post by arianna.k)
she was blatantly asking for it
The *****
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Show her the expenential of your natural log
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(Original post by Zakky)
Show her the exponential of your natural log
I love maths jokes :rofl:
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Calm down, it's only a woman sunbathing topless.
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