Kardashian(s)? I literally have no idea why they are famous.
I'd ideally like to sew Jodan's Va-jay-jay shut so she never reproduces again.
And thirdly Perez Hilton, cause he might make an angry blog post comparing me to Will.I.Am.
(I might sub Perez in for Will.I.Am, or Cheryl Cole, or any number of people...)