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    (Original post by Bill_Gates)
    Men cant help but stare at boobs.
    This is true to the point where the reflex is virtually uncontrollable. If a girl has a low cut top the first thing we look at are the boobs. Usually we can pull it off without them realising... i think
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    (Original post by danny111)
    I've never heard of this rule.
    Hence the 'unspoken' rule of urinal usage...





    Well well well. I have to say I'm certainly learning a lot from this thread.
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    (Original post by CherryCherryBoomBoom)
    Oh, I don't find them that loud , and even so, the sound doesn't bother me. Why be so embarrassed about being on your period anyway? They're completely normal and almost every woman has them :dontknow:
    (Original post by ily_em)
    Am I the only one who's not bothered? :dontknow: don't see why that's embarrassing since everyone else in the bathroom has periods too. I used to be embarrassed when I was in year 6 and I was the only girl with a period but not any more!

    Believe me, if I knew why I found it embarrassing, I'd try to stop. But I don't. Maybe because girls in my high school were pretty immature. I sort of got used to being embarassed about it then, and it's sort of seeped in as something I need to worry about.

    I get nervous about it sometimes in my on bloody house. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Elcano)
    Hence the 'unspoken' rule of urinal usage...





    Well well well. I have to say I'm certainly learning a lot from this thread.
    I have never observed this rule.

    Sure if empty ones there you take it, but if it's full people always come stand next to you...
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    (Original post by danny111)
    I have never observed this rule.

    Sure if empty ones there you take it, but if it's full people always come stand next to you...
    Oh my god. You're one of 'them'.

    It's not your fault, don't worry. It will be a genetic disorder so you never inherited the unwritten rules in your DNA.

    That, or you're gay. Or French, same thing really.
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    (Original post by deathhead)
    This is true to the point where the reflex is virtually uncontrollable. If a girl has a low cut top the first thing we look at are the boobs. Usually we can pull it off without them realising... i think
    From what I've heard we definitely can't.
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    When its hot and your ballsack sticks to your leg
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    Peeing in the sink, woman cant do that, and swallowing a vaginahair while sucking...
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    (Original post by St. Brynjar)
    From what I've heard we definitely can't.
    I was afraid of that..

    Also it annoys me when girls don't seem to appreciate how bad getting kicked in the balls is. It can literally stop you having children. Vaginas are made to give birth, balls aren't designed to take being kicked and the pain can be enough to make a guy throw up instantly.
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    A lot of girls get pissed off when guys fall asleep after sex, but many of them don't realise that men are actually genetically wired to feel incredibly tired after sex. Guys, I totally understand.
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    (Original post by scrotgrot)
    Personally I vote for getting hair stuck under your foreskin or even in your urethra. My girlfriend's head hairs are always getting in there and it's the worst because they're so long...

    I really couldn't be a woman, all that endless worrying about what other people might think of you from make-up, clothes, what you eat to simply dealing with your period. It would drive me to drink
    Right, I am going to introduce you to a concept, and maybe you'll curse me for it, maybe you'll wonder why it was brought into your life; I'm the hero you need, but not the one you want right now.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_tourniquet

    Now you get your girlfriend to go to that hairdressers and get the hair cut off. Because she's playing Russian roulette with your junk man, and that aint cool.
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    Ed Byrne has mentioned this in the past, but... men really can be thinking of absolutely nothing / absolute twiddle.
    So if you ever ask "What are you thinking about?" and get the standard "Ah, nothing really", chances are we're seriously just completely blank. Or considering how a dog whose back legs are on wheels could be used as a chariot in an elaborate scenario which involves recreating ancient Rome by dressing hamsters as centurions and putting them on the back.
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    Your mate sending you a picture of the toilet basin after he's banged a turd with the message 'smells so good'

    Purposely cockblocking in retaliation to accidental cockblocking.

    Theres loads more but id have to post anonymously.
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    We can get ready within 15 minutes with proper hygiene but for girls 'in a hurry' it still takes like an hour

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    (Original post by Rybee)
    I'd say for men it has to be the unwritten rule of who uses what urinal in the toilets.






    A very quick explanation of urinal etiquette:

    If somebody is using a urinal on the left (person 1), you must use the urinal that is the furthest away on the right (person 2). The next person should then use the middle urinal (person 3).

    If a fourth person comes in and wants to go to the 2nd urinal in between urinals 1 and 3 (occupied by person 1 and 3) then they must resort to using cubicle, without making it obvious they they never intended to use the cubicle. They must make it quite clear to all men in the toilet, that they wished to use the cubicle from the moment they stepped in the toilet. However, if the cubicle is not free then they must wait for either person 1,2 or 3 to shake out and step down and take their place. NOT another one such as urinal 2 or 4, as this will be directly next to person 1, 2 or 3. If they were to do this, then when person 5 walks in, they will not be able to use urinal 3 or 4, since they will be peeing directly next to the person in urinals 2 or 5.

    Or, they must wait for the cubicle to become free.


    You must also look at the wall directly in front of you, as if you're examining it for cracks. You must only look down when you've stopped urinating and have progressed onto the shake. Too much shaking is forbidden, that's a sign of masturbation.

    Although peeking is not strictly forbidden, it is definitely forbidden to get caught peeking. Us males have to 'size up' the competition so peeking will always happen. Even if you think that you did not get peeking at somebody who is very well endowed, he WILL know that you've peeked. When you walk past, you'll give each other 'the nod'. This is his way of saying 'look mate, I know you peeked - you know what I'm packing, so let's mention no more on this topic'.

    Alternatively, you can walk out and say to your mates 'oh my god I was standing at the urinals and this dude just came in and peed right next to me, he had the smallest knob too, he was pretty much peeing in my urinal, I didn't peek but he was just so close. Look, that's him there' (then point to the guy) This puts you at a higher level in status of being an Alpha Male, but you do risk being confronted about making these claims.
    **** the rules :cool:

    though to be fair, i heard of a different urinal system regarding the bold,...
    if there are 5 urinals in a line and person 1 uses urinal 1, then by default, you would pick either 3,4 or 5 (leaving a 1 urinal gap between you).

    if all urinals are taken but one, i would have thought this would be the only exception where the cubicles are mainly just for crapping :holmes:

    everything else seems right :pierre:
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    (Original post by Holby_fanatic)
    This is true. They look at you like you're some sort of weirdo.
    That's because society (mostly women) make men feel like perverts for watching it.
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    (Original post by ALazyThracian)
    When its hot and your ballsack sticks to your leg
    when youre sitting down in public but need to rearrange your balls to a more convenient/less annoying position :pierre:
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    (Original post by Bonzo10)
    That's because society (mostly women) make men feel like perverts for watching it.
    Watch it all you want. Everyone has needs.
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    (Original post by Holby_fanatic)
    A lot of girls get pissed off when guys fall asleep after sex, but many of them don't realise that men are actually genetically wired to feel incredibly tired after sex. Guys, I totally understand.
    Or it could have to do with the fact guys generally do most of the work
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    (Original post by sabian92)
    Or it could have to do with the fact guys generally do most of the work
    But after a session at the gym you don't feel so tired that you just want to sleep. You're right though, men do usually do most of the work.
 
 
 
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