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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

    And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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    I can imagine it having a cute smiley face and just flopping about. Ok that's the first time I've called a dildo 'cute'.
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    Probably, one of them has to be my mum walking in on me air saxaphoning (yes - I am THAT cool) aged about 9 to god knows what. Not air guitar, no, too mainstream. Air saxophone is where it's at... *facepalm*


    btw - I think I've nearly died from laughing at all of these so far :P
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    (Original post by CodeJack)
    I can imagine it having a cute smiley face and just flopping about. Ok that's the first time I've called a dildo 'cute'.
    Probably be the last time too, I wouldn't have been shocked if she'd stuck some googly eyes on it for shock value. :rolleyes:


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    (Original post by GeekChicc)
    No shame
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    (Original post by Oxy-moron Prodigy)
    She probably thought it was hentai.
    She thought it was emo hentai.
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

    And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    I walked in on my flat mate receiving a rusty trombone from his girlfriend last summer.

    Google it ladies.

    It's still the funniest thing I've ever seen, or ever will.
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    Singing "Old Mac Donald had a farm" in the shower in a stupid voice. I just heard them laughing outside the door. I wanted to die

    Thankfully have never been caught having sex/masturbating. I'd literally jump out of my window.
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    (Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt)
    I walked in on my flat mate receiving a rusty trombone from his girlfriend last summer.

    Google it ladies.

    It's still the funniest thing I've ever seen, or ever will.
    Wow D;
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    (Original post by Rosasaurr)
    Probably, one of them has to be my mum walking in on me air saxaphoning (yes - I am THAT cool) aged about 9 to god knows what. Not air guitar, no, too mainstream. Air saxophone is where it's at... *facepalm*


    btw - I think I've nearly died from laughing at all of these so far :P
    The most innocent and original answer so far :lol:
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    Peeing in the trashcan

    When i was 6

    My father catched me

    But smiled...
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    Singing the Queen of the Night (Mozart) aria in falsetto.
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    (Original post by CaptainDudeson)
    Masturbating and trying to suck my own phallus.
    I can only imagine...
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    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    Wow D;
    I know.

    The lucky b**stard.
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    (Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt)
    I know.

    The lucky b**stard.
    I wonder how many hetero couples do that ****

    (no pun intended)
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    Probably be the last time too, I wouldn't have been shocked if she'd stuck some googly eyes on it for shock value. :rolleyes:


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    At least its only 3 inches, I supose thats good dildo etiquette. ^^
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    (Original post by upthegunners)
    No shame
    What's the most awkward thing your parents have caught you doing then?
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    (Original post by Miracle Day)
    I wonder how many hetero couples do that ****

    (no pun intended)
    Not many.

    If I find a girl up for that kind of shenanigans she's marrying me.
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    (Original post by GeekChicc)
    What's the most awkward thing your parents have caught you doing then?
    Looking at porn, I slammed the laptop screen in as soon as my mum came in

    it was so obvious
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    (Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt)
    Not many.

    If I find a girl up for that kind of shenanigans she's marrying me.
    Interesting you'd want it :pierre:

    What did the couple say when you saw it?
 
 
 
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