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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Nothing is a step too far for a student! Ive decided not too post some other things that would be very shameful and make me look really bad.
    Please share, it's what the thread is for
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    (Original post by Jon Mustard)
    Please share, it's what the thread is for
    Well you asked so don't complain!

    Broke into other students flat's and kitchen's nicking almost all their food
    Stole money from my disgustingly cheap parents
    Had intercourse with a random older lady for £50.(one of the worst day's of my life)
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    (Original post by Origami Bullets)
    Choosing shifts at work based on whether or not I will get a free lunch

    Going around freshers fair and collecting any freebie going (bottle openers, condoms, pens)

    Not eating anything but Dominoes for two weeks of the year, when it's free (with a voucher)

    Not putting the heating on until everyone is wearing at least two jumpers

    Using a hot water bottle under my jumper to keep warm in winter
    Free dominos?! What voucher and where can I get one?:colone:

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    Excellent tips... will jott it down

    Now i know why UK economy went down
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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Well you asked so don't complain!

    Broke into other students flat's and kitchen's nicking almost all their food
    Stole money from my disgustingly cheap parents
    Had intercourse with a random older lady for £50.(one of the worst day's of my life)
    Please share this sex story?

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    (Original post by Origami Bullets)
    Choosing shifts at work based on whether or not I will get a free lunch
    This. I'm amazed that any of the prospective students get a lunch at all on our open days, you can barely see the buffet for student guides loading up great piles of food.
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    (Original post by Irish-Cailin)
    Please share this sex story?

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    Urgh I'd really prefer not to but given i mentioned it myself then I will!

    I went on a night out and initially i thought it was a student night but then it turned out be a regular night at tiger tiger! So i got a little drunk and found myself grinding with some 50 year old lady and then when i tried leaving she end up grabbing my arm and wouldn't let go and even tried grabbing my crotch, I said no and then she said i could come back to her place and she would even give me £20. In the end i just said i really needed £100 and would do it for £100 plus i thought she was ok looking! She said £50 and i agreed! To my horror when i woke up the next morning in her flat(which was nice) it turned out she was absolutely ugly! I took my £50 and just left! never going to do that again!
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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Urgh I'd really prefer not to but given i mentioned it myself then I will!

    I went on a night out and initially i thought it was a student night but then it turned out be a regular night at tiger tiger! So i got a little drunk and found myself grinding with some 50 year old lady and then when i tried leaving she end up grabbing my arm and wouldn't let go and even tried grabbing my crotch, I said no and then she said i could come back to her place and she would even give me £20. In the end i just said i really needed £100 and would do it for £100 plus i thought she was ok looking! She said £50 and i agreed! To my horror when i woke up the next morning in her flat(which was nice) it turned out she was absolutely ugly! I took my £50 and just left! never going to do that again!
    Haha that's awful

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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Well you asked so don't complain!

    Broke into other students flat's and kitchen's nicking almost all their food
    Stole money from my disgustingly cheap parents
    Had intercourse with a random older lady for £50.(one of the worst day's of my life)
    I'm not here to judge.

    Actually, yes I am. Ha ha you're a burglar and a thief.

    Got nothing against prostitutes though.
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    (Original post by roh)
    This. I'm amazed that any of the prospective students get a lunch at all on our open days, you can barely see the buffet for student guides loading up great piles of food.
    I have a friend who brings a tupperware box and fills it when he thinks no one is looking :mmm:
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    (Original post by Squirb)
    Free dominos?! What voucher and where can I get one?:colone:

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    Campus seemed to be pretty much infested with people from Dominoes handing out vouchers in bags around freshers week. It's not hard to find them!
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    I won't buy food unless it can be eaten with spagetti hoops or baked beans when i'm having a money emergency... aka last minute night out :P

    you'll be surprised how creative you eventually get with baked beans :P
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    (Original post by TimmonaPortella)
    I bet they were all totally serious, too.
    I see, well i did think it was a girl would be prepared to sleep with someone in a bed that hadnt been washed using a used condom...Perhaps they were totally not serious.
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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Urgh I'd really prefer not to but given i mentioned it myself then I will!

    I went on a night out and initially i thought it was a student night but then it turned out be a regular night at tiger tiger! So i got a little drunk and found myself grinding with some 50 year old lady and then when i tried leaving she end up grabbing my arm and wouldn't let go and even tried grabbing my crotch, I said no and then she said i could come back to her place and she would even give me £20. In the end i just said i really needed £100 and would do it for £100 plus i thought she was ok looking! She said £50 and i agreed! To my horror when i woke up the next morning in her flat(which was nice) it turned out she was absolutely ugly! I took my £50 and just left! never going to do that again!
    Haha! You should have stolen things from her flat, too.
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    This thread is gold.
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    Eat any left overs my flat mates have thrown in the bin.
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    I had a friend who lived in a flat of 10 people and for his meals he would wait around while everyone else cooked and ate what they left on their plate. If you think about it, I suppose 10 x leftovers would be quite sufficient! But I imagine stretching dinner over what could be 8 or more hours (given that students eat at weird times) would have been a little inconvenient.

    For me, I just like buying things in bulk and shop's own brand goods. I had to; but it was my own fault for enjoying uni life too much at the beginning!
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    (Original post by WarrenBuffett)
    Urgh I'd really prefer not to but given i mentioned it myself then I will!

    I went on a night out and initially i thought it was a student night but then it turned out be a regular night at tiger tiger! So i got a little drunk and found myself grinding with some 50 year old lady and then when i tried leaving she end up grabbing my arm and wouldn't let go and even tried grabbing my crotch, I said no and then she said i could come back to her place and she would even give me £20. In the end i just said i really needed £100 and would do it for £100 plus i thought she was ok looking! She said £50 and i agreed! To my horror when i woke up the next morning in her flat(which was nice) it turned out she was absolutely ugly! I took my £50 and just left! never going to do that again!
    Thanks for making my day


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    (Original post by xoxAngel_Kxox)
    I had a friend who lived in a flat of 10 people and for his meals he would wait around while everyone else cooked and ate what they left on their plate. If you think about it, I suppose 10 x leftovers would be quite sufficient! But I imagine stretching dinner over what could be 8 or more hours (given that students eat at weird times) would have been a little inconvenient.

    For me, I just like buying things in bulk and shop's own brand goods. I had to; but it was my own fault for enjoying uni life too much at the beginning!
    Serious? Lol.

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