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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    Nice pics Let's go for a ride
    *cries* I'd shout for help if my voice wasn't so horse.
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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    *cries* I'd shout for help if my voice wasn't so horse.
    It's fine, I'll break you in gently. I am the horse whisperer :fyi:
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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    "u r 1 cheeky..."
    u mad brah?


    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    Hey, your avatar made me think you might have some experience. Sorry
    u mirin?
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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    No, I'm a MAN. An alpha man :awesome:

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    Psssh. Beta boy

    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    soooo.... want to go trotting later?
    Sure, but I need to find my saddle, reins, and some carrots
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    (Original post by Hellz_Bellz!)
    u mad brah?
    Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my post. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont post **** that was perviously in cans. you're a ****ing joke dude, and im dead ****ing serious. gert areal family that makes good posts, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ****ing time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst on these forums ever the **** again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro.

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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    Psssh. Beta boy
    It's not my fault I think working-class men are sexy!
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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    It's fine, I'll break you in gently. I am the horse whisperer :fyi:
    Certainly sounds like it, want some coughing stirrup?
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    Psssh. Beta boy



    Sure, but I need to find my saddle, reins, and some carrots
    And handcuffs xx
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    (Original post by Ruthless Dutchman)
    Certainly sounds like it, want some coughing stirrup?
    Nah, that's too tacky for an alpha like me. I say neigh :cool:
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    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    And handcuffs xx
    Why would I need handcuffs for horse-riding? :hmmm:
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    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    And handcuffs xx
    What is it with you and those things? :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    Why would I need handcuffs for horse-riding? :hmmm:
    Horse-riding? We are trotting!
    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    What is it with you and those things? :unimpressed:
    I'm an escape artist :pierre:
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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    It's not my fault I think working-class men are sexy!
    It is your fault. Everything is your fault :naughty:
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    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    I'm an escape artist :pierre:
    Don't you dare gallop away from me
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    It is your fault. Everything is your fault :naughty:
    But they are

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    (Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
    Horse-riding? We are trotting!
    Okay, why do I need handcuffs for trotting? :hmmm:
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    Okay, why do I need handcuffs for trotting? :hmmm:
    It makes riding more fun.
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    Okay, why do I need handcuffs for trotting? :hmmm:
    You can never be too careful. My little pony is a sneaky little [email protected]
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    (Original post by Alpha brah)
    It makes riding more fun.
    But I'll fall off, I won't be able to keep my balance :cry:
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    (Original post by Maid Marian)
    But I'll fall off, I won't be able to keep my balance :cry:
    That's the idea. We handcuff you to the pony. :cool:
 
 
 
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