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    Sounds like that joke was in very bad taste.
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    (Original post by Abdul-Karim)
    Not at all, although it plays a huge factor in nearly all aspects of life.

    I will fully provide the capital expenditure towards the funding of my children. If there ever comes a time where a divorce settlement may be necessary, I will take full possession (non-debatable) of the children.




    CrawfordRolex is loaded.
    LOOL they are my children mate! Mother is more supported in terms of who's more able to take care of kids, if both are stable. So it is debatable!



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    (Original post by missfats)
    LOOL they are my children mate! Mother is more supported in terms of who's more able to take care of kids, if both are stable. So it is debatable!
    Then I no longer validate any talks of a potential marriage arrangement.
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    You should've come back with a cloth soaked in chloroform as a joke.
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    (Original post by Abdul-Karim)
    Then I no longer validate any talks of a potential marriage arrangement.
    No!

    So if we divorce, you'll just take all the children? Is that what you want me to agree with?

    How could you even take care of them due to your extensive working hours?

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    (Original post by missfats)
    No!

    So if we divorce, you'll just take all the children? Is that what you want me to agree with?

    How could you even take care of them due to your extensive working hours?

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    Where there's a will, there's a way.

    Given the financial incentive, I doubt it would be difficult to re-marry (given of course this scenario occurs).
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    Clearly she wants to have sex with you if she's making rape jokes, possibly hinting that she wouldn't stop you if you tried, so next time you're walking somewhere jokingly push her into an alley or something and see how she takes it, if she takes that well then see if she takes you well.
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    (Original post by missfats)
    Abdul karim is an investment banker, they can get upto 100k (top firms) without no bonuses and the bonuses are more then the pay. So financially, I can afford an expensive wedding.

    I have many leftover guys on offer! What are your preferences, so I can suit you.

    Of course of course. :sexface:
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    Hmm... Might have to steal him off you then
    Yeah but what if you're pregnant by then, wouldn't you want to save it to spend on stuff for the baby?

    Ooo! Check you lol...
    Oh oh erm anything over six foot. No stupid back and sides, longish hair. Most importantly, a medic preferably :sexface:

    I have the perfect bridesmaids outfit in mind btw.. Its a little different though.
    Hot pants and crop tops? What do you say?

    (Original post by Abdul-Karim)
    Not at all, although it plays a huge factor in nearly all aspects of life.

    I will fully provide the capital expenditure towards the funding of my children. If there ever comes a time where a divorce settlement may be necessary, I will take full possession (non-debatable) of the children.




    CrawfordRolex is loaded.
    Jeez you guys aren't even married yet, and you're already speaking of divorce

    (Missfats you're going to get a huge settlement if I use my black magic skills to get this guy to marry you, I want a share )

    And lol I make him "physically sick" so he doesn't count aha
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    As others have said man up
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