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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    People. I'll elaborate:

    - Noisy children
    - Children whose noses run faster than the Niagara Falls
    - Parents who don't teach their children to ask for a tissue when the above occurs
    - Crying children
    - Screaming babies
    - Spoiled brats in shops
    - Stupid names. Mercedes is a brand of car, get a real ****ing name.
    - Stupid parents
    - Stupid people
    - That infuriating noise that people make while drinking tea. You all know the one. The horrific slurping noise that sounds like they're trying to suck all of the flesh out of a shrimp through its' ass.
    - "But it's hot and I don't want to burn my tongue". YOU JUST EMPTIED BOILING WATER INTO A MUG AND PROCEEDED TO DRINK IT, OF COURSE IT'S ****ING HOT YOU ABSOLUTE POOSTAIN
    - The inevitable crying after the above happens. Put your tears in a box and save them for when I'm likely to care, it'll probably happen at some point between the 12th of Never and when Hell starts to freeze over.
    - Children (and adults who should know better but are in possession of a shoe size that makes their IQ seem insignificant in comparison) who state the obvious. Yes I have long hair, yes I'm a boy. Excuse me ma'am, would you please escort your child to somewhere I'm not before I throw them into traffic? Ta.
    - People who think that babies are "cute". Tell you what, go change their nappy after giving them 5 pots of banana purée to eat and then you can come back and tell me how cute you think they are, k? K.
    - Children children CHILDREN, GOD HOW I HATE THE LOATHSOME LITTLE BEASTS
    - "When I get As in all of my courses I'm going to become a doctor and find a cure for AIDs". Yeah keep dreaming pal, I can't even get a blowjob on my birthday so I hate to think of the odds of you achieving your goal.
    - "Everything was so much simpler when I was a kid". Really? Do tell. While you're going through your asinine nostalgia I'm just going to pop off to an uncharted island and contract an illness that'll make me puke my stomach through my eyeballs because even that is preferential to listening to you question yourself like someone who's been touched by angels over whether you finished school in '73 or '74.
    - "Of COURSE I love books, in the past year I've read the Twilight trilogy AND 50 Shades of Grey!" Your presence is making my brain hurt, please remove yourself to somewhere like the sun.
    - People who insist on talking to me even though I'm wearing headphones. Not earphones. Headphones. It's obvious to anybody who looks at me that I'm clearly engrossed in something worth my time more than idle chit-chat is. Do I need to carry a boombox with me before you take the ****ing hint?
    - The double standard regarding pick up your dog poop but not your horse poop. RESPONSIBILITIES, PEOPLE! Black sacks exist for a reason, make use of them sometime or I'll do my monkey impression and start lobbing **** at you.
    - Social double standards. Few things irk me more. For the last time, you profess to identify as a feminist, now stop getting your tits out at the bar in the vain hope that the barman will give you a triple instead of a single.
    - That little exclamation mark that appears next to a song in iTunes when it doesn't want to play (which also causes the same little know-it-all exclamation mark to appear next to EVERY SINGLE SONG in your 15,000 song library). The hard drive IS connected, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?!
    - When an album skips all the way through on my iPod. There's no rhyme nor reason (especially no rhyme) to this, and every possible solution has evaded me in one form or another, so I've come to the conclusion that my iPod has achieved consciousness and is exacting revenge upon me for reasons unknown.
    - Bed time. I'm 24 and still have a ****ing bed time! And do you know what the worst part is? IT'S SELF-INFLICTED! Because if I don't go to bed now, I'll never get up in the morning, I'll be grumpy at work, and that will create hostilities because people INSIST on burdening me with their boring trivialities, which means I'll have a bad day.
    - I never ever ever manage to go to bed at bed time. It's a curse. Some higher consciousness clearly has it in for me.Which brings me nicely to...
    - Religious attitude towards non-believers. Oh dear god, if there was ever a plague on this Earth worse than Spanish Flu and the Black Death combined it is that most judgemental, most self-important, most intolerant curse known as "organised religion". Tell you what, I'll believe in whatever and you can believe in whatever, but for the sake of my sanity PLEASE keep your fairytales and constant judging to yourself. I don't care about Jesus, I don't care that he walked on water and spoke to flaming bushes, I don't care that you think homosexuality is evil, and I especially don't care for the salvation of my soul. Now if you would so kindly **** off and let me finish my train journey in peace that'd be great.
    - "Hi, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Saviour?" I finished taking a dump early for this because I thought it might be important, but if you do not leave my doorstep within 5 nanoseconds I will rip off your head, tear out your soul, and finish taking my **** down your neck while screaming questions at you about the so called "good word" you claim to have knowledge of. You may take your leave.
    - Most of the time, people in bookshops are helpful. Unfortunately, I sometimes have trouble finding a specific book. For the sake of an example, let's say Lord Of The Rings. So I'll ask somebody. Their most insightful response? "Have you tried the fiction section?" No **** Sherlock, to think I spent all this time looking for it in the Parenting section!

    This doesn't even cover half of what annoys me.
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    (Original post by Xenorebrem)
    I'm pretty sure there is another option that says "ignore for all" or something?
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    Yeah but every time you edit any of the text around it the green squiggle comes back.
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    When somebody gives me stupid advice on how to study.:mad:

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    When people bring their whole ****ing suitcase on the plane then can't get it to fit in the overhead locker. Especially when they move around my reasonably sized bookbag. There are no words to express how angry this makes me.
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    When people type 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely'.

    D:
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    People touching my hair without asking
    People who take forever to get on the bus and don't have their money ready
    People who don't say please or thank you to bus drivers/waiters/shop staff etc.
    People who ask stupid questions in lectures, especially when the answer was given 5 minutes ago and they just weren't listening
    People who interrupt, and only talk about themselves
    People who move slowly on pavements, especially if they're in a group, so you can't get by
    People who are late and generally disorganised


    People, basically :P
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    (Original post by Ahwab)
    You will have a lot of enemies

    It looks like, *munch * I'm the living embodiment of your, *belch* hates
    Nah I'm a nice person and I will tend to overlook your flaws if I really like you but ew why would you eat like that on purpose
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    When cashiers place notes in one's hand before the coins. Before! The coins just slosh about all over the place, and one has to contort one's wrist to secure the coins before slowly sliding out the no- Oh no, wait, a 5 pence coin has just fallen on the floor. Now, should I pick it up? I mean, it is mine, but 5 pence. Is it worth i- Ah. Hold on, there's someone behind me in the queue. I'll leave it. Crap, I dropped a 50p as well. Now I have to pick that up. But that'll mean bending down next to the crotch of a middle-aged man with horrific body odour.

    So yeah, that annoys me.
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    (Original post by Asexual Demigod)
    That sounds like a veiled insult. You have no idea what I am capable of so quit making prejudiced remarks.
    Nope, it wasn't an insult. When I read it you sounded confident about your own intelligence levels which is great- its up to you how you're gonna take it. Why don't you quit accusing me of trying to insult you?
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    (Original post by Skratch My Itch)
    - Uggs. Why girls where them, I don't know.
    Because they're comfortable.


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    When the Simpsons theme tune is the full one and not the short one where they all run into the house xD
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    (Original post by Castiel.)
    When people type 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely'.

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    I defiantly agree!!


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    YouTube adverts. TV ad breaks. Unfunny wannabe comedians.

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    (Original post by rayquaza17)
    Because they're comfortable.


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    But they're so ugly. Genuinely a turn off for me.
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    people that look at their food while theyre eating it

    when they take a bite of their apple or whatever and continue staring at it while theyre chewing...

    WHY? STOP.
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    (Original post by Yasmin-9970)
    people that look at their food while theyre eating it

    when they take a bite of their apple or whatever and continue staring at it while theyre chewing...

    WHY? STOP.
    What? Everybody looks at the food while eating.....:confused:

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    People who do their jobs very poorly, specially when I was unemployed and there were miserable lazy and slow people around working in shops when i could do a better job and be much more approachable, energetic etc buy nobody would hire me
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    (Original post by Skratch My Itch)
    But they're so ugly. Genuinely a turn off for me.
    If what a girl wears on her feet turns you off, then it's probably for the best tbh.


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    The fact that Subway call the people who make your sandwiches "Sandwhich Artists".

    I hate that!
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    When plug socket switches are left on when there is no plug in them. TURN. THAT. ****. OFF.
 
 
 
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