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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Brai-aii-aii-aii-ains,
    Braiiins, braii-grkgj oiur- ourghs,
    Brai-aii-aii-aii-ains
    That's very good. You
    Have some signs of talent there
    For an undead soul.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    You must start a thread
    For limericks or I must
    Card you for trolling.
    I stand admonished
    For using the wrong verse form;
    I'm duly contrite.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    That's very good. You
    Have some signs of talent there
    For an undead soul.
    Poetic zombie:
    My body may be undead
    But my soul still lives
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    English teachers don't
    Stop being English teachers
    Even when they stop.
    You can take the ache
    Out of teachers, I'm told; but
    You are left with te(a)rs.
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Poetic zombie:
    My body may be undead
    But my soul still lives
    The lives of the dead
    Are left behind; the lives of
    Undead are sundered.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    You can take the ache
    Out of teachers, I'm told; but
    You are left with te(a)rs.
    Definitely not.
    All ache is gone and now it's
    laughter all the time.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    Definitely not.
    All ache is gone and now it's
    laughter all the time.
    The screech of the chalk
    Down a blackboard is a sound
    That horrifies me.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    The screech of the chalk
    Down a blackboard is a sound
    That horrifies me.
    Dry-wipe markers make
    No sound and whiteboards rule the
    Classroom nowadays.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    Dry-wipe markers make
    No sound and whiteboards rule the
    Classroom nowadays.
    I've read of these things
    In historical classes;
    I don't really know.

    :tumble:
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    I've read of these things
    In historical classes;
    I don't really know.

    :tumble:
    I can't remember
    When I last used chalk. It seems
    A lifetime ago.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Urine-filled balloons
    I wait for the door to knock
    Then I unleash hell

    same here, however with many additions including paint, feathers cornflakes newspapers and anything else i can find =
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    ahh, actually nooo, no urine , sick man.....:p:U f**king sick.....
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    lmao i actually have that sign on my front window :rofl:
    it is this one:
    oh my he is big
    the postman only knocks once
    then he runs away
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    A group as devils,
    But a stranger among them;
    His tail is moving
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    (Original post by REMLewis)
    ahh, actually nooo, no urine , sick man.....:p:U f**king sick.....
    They think it's warm water and don't get their parents on me because I had the decency to warm it up, whereas I know it's actually my very own piss. Everyone wins
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Pizza Hut is nice
    I concur but, ugh, driving to collect my own food knowing that someone else should be delivering it, takes the piss
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    I can't write haikus
    please tell me if this is right
    i love halloween
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    (Original post by z33)
    I can't write haikus
    please tell me if this is right
    i love halloween
    Your haiku is great
    Syllable count is on point
    And it's relevant
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    i love halloween
    pumpkin seeds, trick-or-treating
    truly, it has come

    however, my mum
    due to her strict religion
    does not allow it
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    Your haiku is great
    Syllable count is on point
    And it's relevant
    thank you very much
    i can't wait til Halloween
    are you dressing up?
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Urine-filled balloons
    I wait for the door to knock
    Then I unleash hell
    LOL!:ahee:
 
 
 
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