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    (Original post by harmony_x)
    Helium walks into a bar,
    The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
    Helium doesn't react.
    Guess no one will be radon the bar then.
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Glad to see I'm not boron you too much
    Your jokes are on point!!

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    What did one titration say to the other?
    "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Your jokes are on point!!

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    Why, thank you!
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Guess no one will be radon the bar then.
    :laugh:
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    ..to get the bbbb.....uuuu.......rrrrrrrrrr.. .......nnnnnn!!!!!!!!


    Tell me someone goes to the gym...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:




    ........what did the square say to the circle "you get around"
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    What's the matter.. everyone fizzling out? :awesome:
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    What's the matter.. everyone fizzling out? :awesome:
    Hmm, Hess thats what I'm noticing too XP

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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Hmm, Hess thats what I'm noticing too XP

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    I've been meaning to ask, are you Indium?
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    Indian couple on their wedding night, surveys a bed of nails...
    Woman says "please Rashid, not on our wedding night"
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    Lol i was on a whole other wavelength.
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    ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
    TEACHER: Sodium

    Get it? Sodium = NA..
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    (Original post by wajeeh1364)
    ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
    TEACHER: Sodium

    Get it? Sodium = NA..
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    (Original post by wajeeh1364)
    ME: Sir do we have any trips for chemistry this year?
    TEACHER: Sodium

    Get it? Sodium = NA..
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    (Original post by ActuallyIDo)
    Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.
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    (Original post by BlueBlueBells)
    Just add chlorine in there somewhere and that'll probably explain why she seems so salty.
    Oxygen Hydroxide no you di'int :eek:

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    prepare to die :mmm:
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    I've been meaning to ask, are you Indium?
    As a Matter of fact, yes iodine am... Why?? Lol

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    Why does the fu*k-all-berry have square roots?
    Because it multiplies by itself…
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Oxygen Hydroxide no you di'int :eek:
    Bring it Oxygen Nitrogen
 
 
 
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