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    (Original post by Alexion)
    I was just simply
    reminding her of the way
    to write a haiku.

    The message is sound,
    I wholeheartedly agree:
    protect those hedgehogs!
    I think I will make
    A bonfire just to get a
    Pet hedgehog myself.
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    (Original post by Student403)
    Cavy's replies are
    Always filled with friendship/warmth
    That's why we love her





    Sonnets truly take
    Masters to be well written.
    Rhyme is good fun too!

    Alas, the Spodette
    Will live her life in a house
    Haunted by Haikus.
    Spodette will be a
    Lucky girl in any case.
    Love haikus are fine.
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    Spodette will be a
    Lucky girl in any case.
    Love haikus are fine.
    Encouragement is
    Always welcomed Sadly, I
    Must get back to work .

    :wavey:
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    These haikus are crap.
    What happened to the talent
    In the bear's last thread?
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    (Original post by a noble chance)
    These haikus are crap.
    What happened to the talent
    In the bear's last thread?
    Your words mean nothing,
    Not even a penny. Don't
    Hate, appreciate.
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    If only fireworks
    Were only on the 5th
    It would be quieter
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    be sure to check your
    bonfire for hedgehogs
    before you light it :yep:
    great use of effects
    you talented fun size pig
    have you tried scrolling ?

    :holmes:
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    (Original post by a noble chance)
    These haikus are crap.
    What happened to the talent
    In the bear's last thread?
    h8ers gonna hate
    this is just a bit of fun
    take a chill pill bro
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    (Original post by the bear)
    heed the firework code
    do not launch one from your bum
    it is not worth it
    I have updated a limerick I have previously written, in order to honour your unfortunate experience on this festive occasion:

    An ursine who placed in his bowel
    A firework, rejoined with a growl,
    "It wasn't the blast
    That made me aghast
    But cleaning the mess with a towel!"
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    You are better at
    Numbers than I am. I can
    Manage syllables,
    Is managing syll-
    Ables worse than herding cats?
    Both are teachers' skills.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    I have updated a limerick I have previously written, in order to honour your unfortunate experience on this festive occasion:

    An ursine who placed in his bowel
    A firework, rejoined with a growl,
    "It wasn't the blast
    That made me aghast
    But cleaning the mess with a towel!"
    :yay::groovy::party:

    Well played Sir !!

    :congrats:
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    i guess we can slip in a few limericks here...

    there was a young girl from Phuket
    whose fireworks were soggy and wet;
    when the big day came round
    they remained on the ground;
    no bang for this tragic nymphet
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i guess we can slip in a few limericks here...
    You only have to ask. Here's a quick relevant one:

    A reveller, saluting Guy Fawkes,
    Was inspired to strenuous walks;
    He saw roman candles
    And people in sandals
    Whose feet burnt and elicited squawks.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    You only have to ask. Here's a quick relevant one:

    A reveller, saluting Guy Fawkes,
    Was inspired to strenuous walks;
    He saw roman candles
    And people in sandals
    Whose feet burnt and elicited squawks.
    :top2:

    a saucer-eyed tot
    found that sparklers were hot
    they look really nice
    but can burn in a trice
    a fact that her mother forgot
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    (Original post by the bear)
    :top2:

    a saucer-eyed tot
    found that sparklers were hot
    they look really nice
    but can burn in a trice
    a fact that her mother forgot
    An amorous couple, a twosome,
    Were spooning; their neighbour, he threw some
    Hot water he'd boiled
    At the couple embroiled
    With an impact severe and so gruesome.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    An amorous couple, a twosome,
    Were spooning; their neighbour, he threw some
    Hot water he'd boiled
    At the couple embroiled
    With an impact severe and so gruesome.
    an amorous doctor who fan
    told her partner before he began
    "it may look petite
    "but inside is a treat
    "it's the size of Mercy Hartigan

    ermm seem to have gone a bit off topic here
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    Firework lands in pond
    Net has disappeared again
    Fish are not impressed.
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    giant sized sparklers
    fizzing with white hot lightning
    buy one get one free
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    ashes to ashes
    in the rocket's bright glory
    gravity prevails
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    Everyone watches
    Wishing it would last forever
    But it quickly ends
 
 
 
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