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Original post by King Mal
ah well you can keep the list private but I meant results as in, if it provides any emotional relief for you.
Your issue is confidence, not lacking topics to discuss.


True!!!
same
Original post by whorace
other tips: polish your shoes, iron your shirt, get rid of the graphic t shirts, wear dark colours, quit smiling so much, don't treat strangers like friends - everyone likes to feel special! Imagine how you'd feel if someone was only nice to you!

I dont smile so often
And ok!!!
Original post by Emily.97
"Baah" :hello:


:tea:







Hello :smile: off to bed now :3

GOODNIGHT :biggrin:
Original post by Cold 187um
:tea:








Hahhahahahahah


:tee::fluffy:
"He looks like a right c***"

"Ya alriaaht babe? Calm daan innit(man)"
Original post by Emily.97
Hahhahahahahah


:tee::fluffy:
"He looks like a right c***"

"Ya alriaaht babe? Calm daan innit(man)"


Hahahahahhahahaha

Tight bredren on edge of bed :bike:




Just got slapped :teehee::slap:




About to say "calm down man"

:puppyeyes::cookie:
Original post by RobML
Eating breakfast whilst watching Pointless right now. Anyone doing the same?

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Im eating cereal, but instead of milk, its cum
Original post by Cold 187um
Hahahahahhahahaha

Tight bredren on edge of bed :bike:




Just got slapped :teehee::slap:




About to say "calm down man"

:puppyeyes::cookie:


Hahahahhahah!!

"EVERY BIT OF IT, I LOVE"

"Is this a day out at the hawian convention??"

"I am thinking you have slept with someone else" (Cringey Jezza Russian accent coming through..)
I think Jezza needs to get his coat. :getmecoat:
Original post by Emily.97
Hahahahhahah!!

"EVERY BIT OF IT, I LOVE"

"Is this a day out at the hawian convention??"

"I am thinking you have slept with someone else" (Cringey Jezza Russian accent coming through..)
I think Jezza needs to get his coat. :getmecoat:


Hahahaha Russian accent so cringey! And definitely a getmecoat moment right there

I LOVE IT TO BITS

I'm here to confront that scumbag Michael because he's no good for her. He's scumbag, he's lowlife and I'm pretty sure he's been cheating on my daughter.

His face really looks like a right c**t though.

WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER HAVING A STUDIO. LOSE THE PICTURE. GET HIM OUT OF MY BUILDING.
Original post by Cold 187um
Hahahaha Russian accent so cringey! And definitely a getmecoat moment right there

I LOVE IT TO BITS

I'm here to confront that scumbag Michael because he's no good for her. He's scumbag, he's lowlife and I'm pretty sure he's been cheating on my daughter.

His face really looks like a right c**t though.

WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER HAVING A STUDIO. LOSE THE PICTURE. GET HIM OUT OF MY BUILDING.

Language!! :colonhash:
(But yeah, you're right.)

"I was with my tight bredrins"
.."You're what?"
"My friends innit"
"Oh good." :biggrin:

"Put something on the end of it!!"

"She came back stinking of sex"
"What does that mean"
"She came back and I smelt the smell"

Lose the picture!!

I dont know why i have a damn stage.
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Original post by Emily.97
Language!! :colonhash:
(But yeah, you're right.)

"I was with my tight bredrins"
.."You're what?"
"My friends innit"
"Oh good." :biggrin:

"Put something on the end of it!!"

"She came back stinking of sex"
"What does that mean"
"She came back and I smelt the smell"

Lose the picture!!

I dont know why i have a damn stage.


"I'm not even out of neutral and I could eat you for breakfast. "

"how are you doing?" "not bad, for a 48 year old has been"

"I like you. You're alright you are"

"you want to take me on? You little weasel"

"that's why I employ him [Steve], you can try day and night and you'll still never get past him. Get him off my stage."

"oh, test is wrong is it?"

"WhatsApp? Is that the one where you poke people, or is that on face-whatsit? "

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Original post by Cold 187um
"I'm not even out of neutral and I could eat you for breakfast. "

"how are you doing?" "not bad, for a 48 year old has been"

"I like you. You're alright you are"

"you want to take me on? You little weasel"

"that's why I employ him [Steve], you can try day and night and you'll still never get past him. Get him off my stage."

"oh, test is wrong is it?"

"WhatsApp? Is that the one where you poke people, or is that on face-whatsit? "

Sponsored by foxybingo.com, the one that you want

:rofl::rofl::rofl3:

Very impressive.

What else does he say..

"SPEAK UP"

"He (Steve) could pick you up with his little finger!"

"you're just kids having kids"

"You're a dirty little liar"

"GONNA TELL ME THE TEST HAS FAILED HAVE YA?"

"full house" "passed with flying colours"

"Bare with me, I'm getting a bit old."

"Lose the picture!"

"I'm talking, this is the Jeremy Kyle show."

:yum::bubbles:

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