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Uni Interview Role Play

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he wanted to ask me
why I was lying on
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his collection of priceless chocolates
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his collection of priceless chocolates


naked but for a single
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black sock most tastefully placed
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his collection of priceless chocolates

... it was bc there was a gigantic sloth in the room. "GIVE ME THE STATEMENT NOWWWWW" he growled.. then grabbed a ferrero rocher from under my calf. The administrator was shaking, I was shaking. The whole entire room was shaking but luckily the statement was still in our hands. "NEIN, NO, NAH, NOPE, NON,", I screamed whilst removing my hair band and flinging it at his droopy face. In response, the sloth started jumping... what this meant, I did not know but the walls began to crumble.
"HOBNOBSSSSSssssSSsssS¡!" , the administrator cried.
Looking closely to my left I realised that these walls were not made of bricks but dough... various assortments of biscuits had been engraved into every inch of the room. -Vienesse, digestives, bournbons..oh and cookies galore. For a brief moment if felt as though the world had been put to a standstill but then CRASH, a chocolate chip the size of the BFG's embroidered shirt hit my head. I fell against the wall and decided to take advantage of this opportunity to regain the energy I had just lost. "Don't do it" , my interviewer pleaded. I ignored her stupid request, who did she think she was? It wasnt as though she was in a position to determine my future or anything. So ofc I proceeded. With all my energy I banged my head against the wall like ----> :banghead: Then devoured upon the crumbs that fell.
Just as I was about to get up from my current stance, the words "I told you not to" echoed from the other side of the room. I slowly turned my head..then subconciously locked my eyes onto the view. Tears began forming. "Please, god..not now", I repeated to myself. Blinking was now a challenge to be prevented. My once perfectly crisp PS which I had spent a millenium and a half on was in her mouth, lips far from sealed, being chewed at a speed beyond control.
"RaaaightttttttttttttTtTtttttttt..." She said. "Lezzzzz begin..."

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Original post by Anon_98
... it was bc there was a gigantic sloth in the room. "GIVE ME THE STATEMENT NOWWWWW" he growled.. then grabbed a ferrero rocher from under my calf. The administrator was shaking, I was shaking. The whole entire room was shaking but luckily the statement was still in our hands. "NEIN, NO, NAH, NOPE, NON,", I screamed whilst removing my hair band and flinging it at his droopy face. In response, the sloth started jumping... what this meant, I did not know but the walls began to crumble.
"HOBNOBSSSSSssssSSsssS¡!" , the administrator cried.
Looking closely to my left I realised that these walls were not made of bricks but dough... various assortments of biscuits had been engraved into every inch of the room. -Vienesse, digestives, bournbons..oh and cookies galore. For a brief moment if felt as though the world had been put to a standstill but then CRASH, a chocolate chip the size of the BFG's embroidered shirt hit my head. I fell against the wall and decided to take advantage of this opportunity to regain the energy I had just lost. "Don't do it" , my interviewer pleaded. I ignored her stupid request, who did she think she was? It wasnt as though she was in a position to determine my future or anything. So ofc I proceeded. With all my energy I banged my head against the wall like ----> :banghead: Then devoured upon the crumbs that fell.
Just as I was about to get up from my current stance, the words "I told you not to" echoed from the other side of the room. I slowly turned my head..then subconciously locked my eyes onto the view. Tears began forming. "Please, god..not now", I repeated to myself. Blinking was now a challenge to be prevented. My once perfectly crisp PS which I had spent a millenium and a half on was in her mouth, lips far from sealed, being chewed at a speed beyond control.
"RaaaightttttttttttttTtTtttttttt..." She said. "Lezzzzz begin..."

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omg your prose touches the soul did you take lessons from E.L. James
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on the hazelnut truffles. "What..


"May I have a nibble?"
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"May I have a nibble?"


The Student Union Head touched
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Original post by Andy Social
The Student Union Head touched


my very soul as he
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my very soul as he

reached out to gently stroke
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the now melting vintage fudge
he'd spread across his face.
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"You fudged this", I jested,
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omg your prose touches the soul did you take lessons from E.L. James


:rofl:

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"You fudged this", I jested,


The S.U.H began to cry..

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Original post by Anon_98
:rofl:



The S.U.H began to cry..

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I harvested his tears swiftly
to sell on the market
We focussed on the interview...
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; my PS was thoroughly lambasted
I felt disheartened but then a new hope

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