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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    I stopped at 14 seconds... Roughly the time it takes you to *** without even touching

    Whose **** hasn't Nympho seen? Now that lies the question...
    she hasnt seen urs yet, ur thirst for bbc is beyond imagination of the typical sheltered pakistani muslim girl..
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    she hasnt seen urs yet, ur thirst for bbc is beyond imagination of the typical sheltered pakistani muslim girl..
    Ah you're mistaken. She's seen my bare, beautiful ****... Did she not tell you she is bi?

    Beyond imagination? Awww, don't think too hard, even with two heads you might hurt yourself

    it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Ah you're mistaken. She's seen my bare, beautiful ****... Did she not tell you she is bi?

    Beyond imagination? Awww, don't think too hard, even with two heads you might hurt yourself

    it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then
    Me and Ethereal are good friends ofc she tells me.

    "even with two heads you might hurt yourself" - 0/10 Lmao, that wasnt even a hot par.

    "it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then " - Should i call the feds fam? Should i be concerned for my safety?
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Me and Ethereal are good friends ofc she tells me.

    "even with two heads you might hurt yourself" - 0/10 Lmao, that wasnt even a hot par.

    "it's a good thing I'm not the typical sheltered Pakistani girl then " - Should i call the feds fam? Should i be concerned for my safety?
    The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit which you clearly aren't matching

    I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am

    0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh
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    On East Midlands Trains Service trains, you can use the free wifi on the carriages which is half and half
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit which you clearly aren't matching

    I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am

    0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh
    The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit which you clearly aren't matching - Says the AG beg.

    I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am - Hit ur natural habitat (hint kitchen).
    0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh - Nah it was a awkward laugh. Kinda like this:
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    The only thing dangerous about me is my body and wit which you clearly aren't matching - Says the AG beg.

    I'm still waiting for my roasts... I'm getting hungry and tired and it's only 11am - Hit ur natural habitat (hint kitchen).
    0/10 yet I bet it made you laugh - Nah it was a awkward laugh. Kinda like this:
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    AG beg? :rofl: :rofl: - Mr Tyrone, got nothing else to say? 0/10 par

    And here I thought you said you were going to cook me a roast? You let me down the way you let girls down in the bedroom

    Uhuh a laugh is still a laugh whether it's awkward or not
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    *unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    AG beg? :rofl: :rofl: - Mr Tyrone, got nothing else to say? 0/10 par

    And here I thought you said you were going to cook me a roast? You let me down the way you let girls down in the bedroom

    Uhuh a laugh is still a laugh whether it's awkward or not
    Got nothing else to say fam, I was summoned on this thread by acupofgreentea and Ethereal World as they said they found a compatible wife for me, but alas, ur banter just isnt up to par with mine. Work on your roasts.

    I've already cooked bare roasts fam. Do u even lvl 1 food tech mate? or r u still microwavin tesco pizzas like jheeze louise fam.

    Also in bold, imitation is the highest form of flattery, don't beg it.
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    (Original post by PQ)
    *unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****
    Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:
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    (Original post by PQ)
    *unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****
    Not before you've commented to let everyone know though. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Apache Tyrone)
    Got nothing else to say fam, I was summoned on this thread by acupofgreentea and Ethereal World as they said they found a compatible wife for me, but alas, ur banter just isnt up to par with mine. Work on your roasts.

    I've already cooked bare roasts fam. Do u even lvl 1 food tech mate? or r u still microwavin tesco pizzas like jheeze louise fam.
    :rofl: you were summoned? So like a good little boy you came? Awww story of your life, "coming" when you're not needed.

    If you can't find a girl on your own, then there is something wrong with you and you're letting all the Black people down

    You've cooked roasts and I didn't even know? Shows how good they were. Don't worry lil boy, come back in a Few years and you might be closer to my level of heat
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    (Original post by PQ)
    *unsubscribes from a thread that's turned to *****
    Yet you had to tell us this? :lol:
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:
    We are sorry to announce that the... seven thirty-nine thread by... Captain Jack has... derailed. This is due to... the wrong kind of posts in the thread. Please listen for further announcements.
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Some threads collapse almost as quickly as train services at peak times. :lol:
    Ngl that was good :rofl:
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    We are sorry to announce that the... seven thirty-nine thread by... Captain Jack has... derailed. This is due to... the wrong kind of posts in the thread. Please listen for further announcements.
    :rofl:

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    because you're a mod thingy I don't know if you're joking
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Not before you've commented to let everyone know though. :rolleyes:
    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Yet you had to tell us this? :lol:
    Yep

    Attempting to derail the deraillers is always worth a try. Did it work?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
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    because you're a mod thingy I don't know if you're joking
    I never joke, ZuluK.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    :rofl:

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    because you're a mod thingy I don't know if you're joking
    a 'mod thingy'

    unintentional shade there from you ZuluK.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    :rofl: you were summoned? So like a good little boy you came? Awww story of your life, "coming" when you're not needed.

    If you can't find a girl on your own, then there is something wrong with you and you're letting all the Black people down

    You've cooked roasts and I didn't even know? Shows how good they were. Don't worry lil boy, come back in a Few years and you might be closer to my level of heat
    I was summoned to this thread yes, with the sole intention to gauge how good your roasts are (indeed you have a reputation).

    However upon closer inspection the level of thought you put into them are sub par at best, I feel like retching on how you and other simple minded users find them 'funny' - The badge of unoriginality rightfully belongs to you, madame.

    I'm very picky and i'm still confused as to why you are commenting about my private life as i didn't give you suffient permission to discuss upon - I can smell the desperation simmering through my laptop screen.

    I've cooked roasts and indeed you felt them penetrate through to your feels, much like how you dream about BBC everynight. I already anticipate the damage control you will make to make yourself feel somewhat better, really doubt you will tbh.
 
 
 
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