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    Here's a premise

    the girl asks the guy if his penis is as big as a seal. Just read an anon say that on the relationships forum lol
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    They're pretty naff tbh... I mean they are about you.
    Hmmm I don't remember you complaining if you recall
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    (Original post by Mochassassin)
    Lololol.
    Oh, Nova...you have absolutely no idea.
    The funny thing is I know you're not really a good girl. I just like to believe you are one :cry2:

    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    If you want we can turn this into an AMA about my upcoming jury duty. I was going to make one but it seems a bit passé you know.
    ***** ain't no way you're taking over my thread. Make ya own!

    I'd actually be interested in hearing about your jury duty though.
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    (Original post by TercioOfParma)
    Here's a premise

    the girl asks the guy if his penis is as big as a seal. Just read an anon say that on the relationships forum lol
    Omg imagine if I did a erotica collection inspired by TSR... :lolwut:

    (Original post by jshep000)
    Hmmm I don't remember you complaining if you recall
    Ughh shhhh, don't expose me pls.
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    Omg imagine if I did a erotica collection inspired by TSR... :lolwut:



    Ughh shhhh, don't expose me pls.

    A level maths erotica, sounds unique to me
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    The funny thing is I know you're not really a good girl. I just like to believe you are one :cry2:



    ***** ain't no way you're taking over my thread. Make ya own!

    I'd actually be interested in hearing about your jury duty though.
    I get compensated for parking expenses :coma:
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    (Original post by TercioOfParma)
    A level maths erotica, sounds unique to me
    Fml I wouldn't even know where to begin with that haha.

    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    I get compensated for parking expenses :coma:
    Omg that is so amazing I can't even drive yet but I can imagine the orgasm that must have given you.
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    Fml I wouldn't even know where to begin with that haha.



    Omg that is so amazing I can't even drive yet but I can imagine the orgasm that must have given you.
    You should write an erotic fiction about me and you going out for a McDonald's or something and I offer to pay but don't have enough money and you're really embarrassed but then I remember the £3.50 I got from the government in my back pocket and then we hump.

    Unless you're too young to drive then let the records show that I take back all of what I just said.
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    Fml I wouldn't even know where to begin with that haha.



    Omg that is so amazing I can't even drive yet but I can imagine the orgasm that must have given you.
    Probably coefficients of friction or something. Its really difficult since maths is about as sexy as susan boyle in a sewer
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    Can you make an erotica of a McDonald's scenario? :lol:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Can you make an erotica of a McDonald's scenario? :lol:
    I believe I just did.
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Can you make an erotica of a McDonald's scenario? :lol:
    The male character has to be called big mac
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    You should write an erotic fiction about me and you going out for a McDonald's or something and I offer to pay but don't have enough money and you're really embarrassed but then I remember the £3.50 I got from the government in my back pocket and then we hump.

    Unless you're too young to drive then let the records show that I take back all of what I just said.
    As long as we get to hump each other wearing Danny Devito masks? And don't worry I'm 20 haha
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    Lmfao I knewww you were a freaky one
    I thought we already established that:laugh:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Can you make an erotica of a McDonald's scenario? :lol:
    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    You should write an erotic fiction about me and you going out for a McDonald's or something and I offer to pay but don't have enough money and you're really embarrassed but then I remember the £3.50 I got from the government in my back pocket and then we hump.

    Unless you're too young to drive then let the records show that I take back all of what I just said.
    (Original post by TercioOfParma)
    The male character has to be called big mac
    What's up with the McDonald's? hahaha... I'm lovin' it.

    I can picture it all now... Someone has to rub sweet and sour sauce all over me.
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    As long as we get to hump each other wearing Danny Devito masks? And don't worry I'm 20 haha
    Old enough

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    (Original post by Novascope)
    What's up with the McDonald's? hahaha... I'm lovin' it.
    It's quite funny to imagine I guess

    Lol, since that was already asked here's a new question

    What is your opinion on stuff like 50 shades of Grey, and how did it get so popular?
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    (Original post by ||TheUnknown||)
    I thought we already established that:laugh:
    Aren't you jailbait though, I don't wanna go to prison writing you in my erotica
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    (Original post by SmashConcept)
    Which TSR member do you think is the most erotic and why is it me?
    Belt squats don't make you sexy fam

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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    It's quite funny to imagine I guess

    Lol, since that was already asked here's a new question

    What is your opinion on stuff like 50 shades of Grey, and how did it get so popular?
    It would be quite hilarious tbh.

    Hmmm well I absolutely hate it. I think it's terrible writing. Crappy characters, crappy plot, crappy dialogue, even crappy sex scenes. I think why it got so popular is because stuff like BDSM is so underground and hush hush (like swingers clubs etc) that when this story was marketed in a way most other erotic novels aren't, people felt "safe" enough to publicly read and watch their fantasy without judgment.
 
 
 
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