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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Not helping me at all

    I'll only be wanted when I'm 40

    Ughhh. I feel awful tonight tbh.
    Oh my gosh, I was JOKING! Nothing I've posted on this thread is serious (maybe the shrek part is a bit though....)
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I use it to replace the pleasures of the flesh.

    True, true! But I cba to go find it now XD
    cijndjcjdskjnvd. I laughed, that sexual innuendo though :rofl:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Hmm, I'm starting to doubt things


    Although I remember when stalking you once, I saw you made a thread which frightened me.
    What thread? :erm:
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    (Original post by TheGreatImposter)
    cijndjcjdskjnvd. I laughed, that sexual innuendo though :rofl:
    It's a really classy way of saying sex isn't it? :rofl::rofl: I love it!
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Would thoroughly recommend.
    I would imagine you would
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    (Original post by John55)
    :sigh: Its not something I'm proud about, she did terrible, unspeakable things to me...
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    ...and I in turn, did terrible, unspeakable things to her :cry2:
    Speak of them please!
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    (Original post by RobML)
    What thread? :erm:
    You said you made a girl do a bloody squirt. :toofunny:

    I was like 'bloody hell' quite literally :rofl:

    Are you that rough?

    Hahahah :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It's a really classy way of saying sex isn't it? :rofl::rofl: I love it!
    We will find you a mannnn
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    You said you made a girl do a bloody squirt. :toofunny:

    I was like 'bloody hell' quite literally :rofl:

    Are you that rough?

    Hahahah :rofl: :rofl:
    "a bloody squirt"?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    "a bloody squirt"?
    Yeah, apparently the girl bled when she squirted :rofl:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Don't you know? all vaginas have a "Must not enter if below 6ft" sign attached to them.
    https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2...sgig.gif?w=650


    If less than 6ft
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    "a bloody squirt"?

    :rofl2:
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    I don't know because I haven't lost it yet, hang on, lemme get my crystal ball out...

    Yep, nothing, it's gone cloudy
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Yeah, apparently the girl bled when she squirted :rofl:
    That is actually the grossest thing I have ever heard OMG poor her, she squirted BLOOD!
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    :rofl2:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Are you that rough? :
    If they enjoy it :innocent:
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    We will find you a mannnn
    It's okay gurlllllllll, my make brush and my imagination is all I need these dayssssssssss XD
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    (Original post by RobML)
    If they enjoy it :innocent:
    Ooooh, lucky them! :rofl:

    Hahahah :toofunny:
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