"Ahmed is a popular Muslim name, but now is associated with Big Brother's Ahmed and the legendary song of A-H-M-E-D; i.e., A: Amazing, H: Hero, M: Mega or Magnificient, E: Easy and D: Delirious"
WTH? That's complicated
Here is an easier version:
"A terrorist name"
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- 11-05-2016 18:50
- 11-05-2016 18:50
A really hot girl who looks Aishwariya Rai (a really hot indian actress who was voted Miss World), who is outgoing, super smart, and really funny.
The girl with a open heart who's just waiting for something special in her life to come along.
There's more to her than meets the eye.
If one could see things through her eyes, they'd find the pain and suffering hiding between that smile.
She doesn't know where her life will take her, one day she's got her whole life planned out... another she lying on her bed thinking where the hell is my life taking me?
This girl will do anything for the people she loves, but she's afraid of disappointing them, which she sometimes does.
She's also in love with her best friend that she's known since she was young. She's too afraid to tell him, since she knows it will ruin their friendship.
This girl apologizes far too much than necessary for her own good.
She's goofball, a nerd at heart (who loves fashion), but more importantly, she's a lover.Heena will always stick by her friends, even when they've repeatedly broken her trust.Spoiler:Showall the good bits are true
- 11-05-2016 18:55
Usually an odd person who smells their own feet. they only eat bugs and dirt and and cough through their nose. little kids often fear it is under their bed and cry. *name* smell like a donkeys butt. if you ever meet them at some point.....run and scream for your life as if your life depened on it and throw pebbles at them because they are very weak.
mom: ohh, i need that *insert name* back again.
friend: do you really want your daughter around it?
mom: no, but it gets rid of the bugs in my garden.
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- 11-05-2016 19:25
I got this:
A one of a kind type of girl, Extremly witty, often sarcastic and always up for a laugh. Very senestive and often dramatic, Beautiful and charming not to mention has the bedroom skills of a porn star! Can also be quite crazy... but when u get a Niamh that loves you, she will love you with with all she has got so dont let her down as once she is hurt shes gone forever!
Not appreciating the spelling errors at all...urban dictionary clearly don't know me well enough!
- 11-05-2016 20:08
The best and most unique girl in the world. She's beautiful, hot, sexy, cute, all at the same time. She is hilarious and knows how to have a good time. Very thoughtful, smart, and cares for everyone. She is not only a one of a kind girl but also a one of a kind human being. Everyone wishes to be her but no one can, because no one can attain perfection.
- 11-05-2016 20:08
Chinonso: The chillest kid you'll ever meet! She rocks your socks and can never be chirped. Nobody else can ever compare to her because she's so perfect.
That's when I realised that my name goes for both genders.
- 11-05-2016 20:10
The leetest mother****** on the planet. he ownz all. better rekanize"omg, why is byron so tight and awesome and sexy and handsome and smart and everything i could ask for?" says a hot chick
- 11-05-2016 20:59
Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world it is the Erins who rule.
How I wish this was true...
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- 11-05-2016 21:48
'Maria is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. She is extremely beautiful and is very easy to fall in love with. Her face is carved by angels, words can't begin to describe how perfect she is. She denies that she is anything of the sort however. Marias are usually talented and can bring joy and happiness to everyone. They are very witty and known for doing their best to put others before themselves. Men easily fall in love with Maria, and it takes an extremely long time for them to fall out of love when it comes to her.
Her eyes are like stars, once you look into them, you can't draw away from them. Her smile makes you melt, and her personality is by far one of the best. It's almost impossible to hate her. Her heart is pure and she'll never hurt you.'
ahaha, this is cute. Allay chouf Hamoody
So that's my Maria eh?
Wellllll, I just bagged a diamond didn't I?
- 11-05-2016 22:11
The best guy ever. If you ever meet a Lloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. Lloyd's are usually very outgoing. He is so attractive. He gets all the girls. People love Lloyd. He is the center of attention. If you have him as a boyfriend, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You will never want to let go of him. He is the most amazing all around guy you will ever meet. Lloyd's are perfect.
Man, that guy is a total Lloyd.
I'm so glad that I have a Lloyd.
- 11-05-2016 22:25
"fastandfurious is extremely beautiful, attracting attention wherever she goes without even trying. She has a smile that lights up everything around her and people get drawn to her constantly. She is fun, optimistic and very intelligent but very stubborn and not to be messed with! By nature, she will surely succeed at everything she sets her mind to."
"A woman of extraordinary lure and a woman whose beauty and charm, inspires great affinity. A girl who can make you have the time of your life!! You're lucky if you even know a fastandfurious."
"fastandfurious is the pinnacle of perfection."
LOL, not true at allLast edited by fastandfurious; 11-05-2016 at 22:26.
- 11-05-2016 22:30
OMG loved these !!!
An Alaskan Beauty who has middle eastern traits that she embraces. She is very confident and very lovable. She is fun to be around with, at times can be very blunt. She is also a cat person. The way to win her heart is with the words that come from the heart. A "Nimrah" has many blonde moments but even then she is clever.
A woman who got a bill, a face of a supermodel, and a body built just like a coke bottle
The first one is more like me but I'm not a cat person
- 11-05-2016 22:31
Christ on a bike.
Spoiler:ShowIrresistible. Insanly beautiful. The cats meow. Comes from the word HELLARIOUS. She makes you laugh
- 11-05-2016 22:31
Lol after scrolling down a while
Spoiler:ShowA self proclaimed anorexic, who uses her boobs more than her brain... and she preys on small Iranian men and homo (also anorexic) men, with microscopic Penises!
OmglordLast edited by abitpissy; 11-05-2016 at 22:35.
- 11-05-2016 22:34
'That girl in your class. You know the one. She's a total enigma. She's the reason you can't remember what you learnt in that lesson, or what the homework was -in short, she's the reason your failing school. She's the palest girl you've ever seen, with raven black hair and the kinda eyes that make you want to die. It almost hurts to look at her. You've never spoken to her, either because you're intimidated by her enigmatic vibe, or you just know you're never gonna be good enough for such a f****** angel.
HOWEVER if you should ever get to know a ______, you realise she's actually f****** COOL. She's the girl all the bad guys want, because you know, while she sits there looking all ethereal and quiet ...she's a wild one. Her quick sarcasm and seemingly emotional detachment add to her ''anti-girl'' charm and it breaks your heart to know she'll never love you as much as you love her. She's funny and the moment you realise she's into fat, dirty, loser boys ...you want to die."We have double English today, FML!"
"Shut the f*** up, ______'s in our class; man I love that girl"
"No way man, she's such a f****** tease, you'll never get her"
"I know. F*** my life man. Just shoot me now."
''The new girl's kinda hot!"
"Oh, I heard she's into like old-school horror, metal and is a real wild child. She's f****** cool man. But apparently she likes that fat dude in the year above..."
"No way man. Awh, she's such a ______" '
I have replaced my name with underscores (and the swearwords with asterisks).
P.S. This is completely inaccurate!
Spoiler:ShowA word used to describe a beautiful and bright being, usually linked to a girl of average height with blonde hair and brown eyes.
- 11-05-2016 22:53
Symptoms of being a CongressTart:
- excessive loudness (no volume control)
- sometimes lives in a fantasy world - believes herself to be a princess
- Tendency to dress in a lot of pastel coloured pink
- Likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly
Other attributes of CongressTart:
- Hardworking, motivated and ambitious
- Creative, artistic and emotive
- Romantic, confident and passionate
Some may refer to as ****/Whore/Loose/'**** on the brain', this in fact can be rather incorrect as it is down to a 'CongressTart' being nothing more than a kinky being!
Most importantly, CongressTart is another way to explain a 'blonde moment'
scenario- someone loses their mobile, cannot remember where they left it, moments later, find it in their fridge. "oh my god! that was so CongressTart of me!
TL;DR: Urban Dictionary has the hots for me.
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- 11-05-2016 23:00
"A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up."
- 11-05-2016 23:08
"Tall, very pale tone of olive skin, firey temper and often doesn't forgive very well. Knows all her strengths and weaknesses and uses this to her advantage. Complex to understand and rarely even opens up to people in the first place."
lmaoooooooooooooo im black and 5'0
- 11-05-2016 23:21
I have now
A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.Spoiler:ShowKateLast edited by Yellow 03; 12-05-2016 at 01:43.
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- 11-05-2016 23:21
Oh wow! My very first thread on this website! I didn't expect so many responses, thank you everybody!