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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Your hug doesn't count, it's like hugging pinocchio, he isn't a really boy!!

    "when (if) I ever kiss someone" XD XD I know how that feels :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    ................................ ................................ ................................ ............................... Does it count as hug number 2 for me though still?

    What's worse is my friend who has kissed someone won't even describe to me in detail what it tastes like :bawling:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It's not my fault boys don't like me, stop it! :cry2:
    i luv u
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    (Original post by John55)
    ................................ ................................ ................................ ............................... Does it count as hug number 2 for me though still?

    What's worse is my friend who has kissed someone won't even describe to me in detail what it tastes like :bawling:
    like lemons
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    (Original post by RobML)
    like lemons
    That's just sick
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    (Original post by John55)
    ................................ ................................ ................................ ............................... Does it count as hug number 2 for me though still?

    What's worse is my friend who has kissed someone won't even describe to me in detail what it tastes like :bawling:
    No

    LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you

    (Original post by RobML)
    i luv u
    You're not a real boy!

    XD
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    (Original post by John55)
    That's just sick
    Actually it tastes like tongue

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No

    LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you



    You're not a real boy!

    XD
    I'm a man :sexface:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I haven't even got that far!
    Good, Kudiye!
    You better keep it that way :teehee:

    :lol:
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    (Original post by Arvindasaur)
    Have you ever had sex?

    I have, it was great.
    It felt so good when I did it with my penis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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    (Original post by RobML)


    I'm a man :sexface:
    Yes, my mum warned me about men like you.

    This is why she tells me to stay of the internet and study...
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    (Original post by RobML)
    like lemons
    (Original post by John55)
    That's just sick
    I'm currently listening to The Lemon Song by Led Zep...what a... coincidence...
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    (Original post by _Bright Eyes)
    It felt so good when I did it with my penis.
    I tried it with my knees first but it just wasn't very fun

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes, my mum warned me about men like you.

    This is why she tells me to stay of the internet and study...
    "Like me"?
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Good, Kudiye!
    You better keep it that way :teehee:

    :lol:
    :sad: Like I have a choice!
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    (Original post by _Bright Eyes)
    It felt so good when I did it with my penis.
    Ya sure?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No

    LMAO, I don't expect your friend to describe it to you
    XD
    Oh

    Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?

    (Original post by RobML)
    Actually it tastes like tongue

    :sexface:

    What does tongue taste like?
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    (Original post by RobML)

    "Like me"?
    Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.
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    I'm only half joking, which is actually rather sad
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    I'm currently listening to The Lemon Song by Led Zep...what a... coincidence...
    Robert Plant isn't a real plant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It's not my fault boys don't like me, stop it! :cry2:
    RobML stop bullying my daughter. Or I'll get my husband on you :mad:
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    (Original post by John55)
    Oh

    Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?




    What does tongue taste like?
    Like your own tongue but different.

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.
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    I'm only half joking, which is actually rather sad
    I want cuddles
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes, she said you men LIKE YOU only want one thing, and that I should study hard and remain virginal until she can ship me off to some man.
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    I'm only half joking, which is actually rather sad
    What kind of ship?
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    (Original post by John55)
    Oh

    Really, do you think I'm being unreasonable?
    Yes


    It's okay, if we're both virgins until we're 80 and in a nursing home together (like we've planned already), we can lose it to each other. We'll just have to mind our backs ( and knees, elbows, bladder....)and everything....

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    Can you even have sex at 80?
 
 
 
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