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    (Original post by upperechelon)
    this is so cringe
    lol. Why?
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    which branch of Nandoes is it ? i really want to go there
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    (Original post by the bear)
    which branch of Nandoes is it ? i really want to go there
    I can't say because that would give away where I live! :eek:
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    Great story, even more so with the avi as Bojo - wouldn't be surprised if this happened to him too
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    (Original post by -Miracle)
    Great story, even more so with the avi as Bojo - wouldn't be surprised if this happened to him too
    Haha yeah I can also see this happening to him. He would probably get called a posho like I did as well
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    Oh my God
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    Lmao this is the funniest story I've seen on TSR for s while.

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    (Original post by SassKing13)
    Oh my God
    Yep. It was a rather exciting evening!
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    (Original post by nomophobia)
    Lmao this is the funniest story I've seen on TSR for s while.

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    lol thank you!
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    hi
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    Struggling to comprehend what I've read here.

    TLDR: Utter cluster****.
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    (Original post by A Mysterious Lord)
    Struggling to comprehend what I've read here.

    TLDR: Utter cluster****.
    What? I don't understand. What is TLDR?
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    (Original post by cookie123456789)
    hi
    :wavey:
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    (Original post by 41b)
    Yes, doctors.
    Aw hell naw
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by cookie123456789)
    Me and the squad went to Nandos and it couldn't have gone worse. It was like something out of a sitcom. Here is how the evening went:

    So we all got to Nandos and took a seat. We talked for a bit, took our orders and paid at the till. When we were taking our orders my friend noticed her ex walk into Nandos and TAKE A SEAT AT THE TABLE NEXT TO US. My friend was not happy. She didn't want to be seen by him. It would be awkward. Next thing I know my other friend has rushed to the toilet because she said she felt sick. She had apparently been sick all day but didn't want to miss the cheeky Nandos with the squad.

    After we took our orders we were all just stood there and my friend was saying we've got to sit at another table. And I said we can't, there's no other tables free! I sat down and my 2 other friends followed. My friend was luckily hidden by my other friend who blocked the ex from seeing her. My friend came back from the loo saying she had been sick. Then we got our food and it was all going ok until my friend started feeling really sick. My friend took the sick friend to the toilet and on the way back the EX SAW HER and said 'oh my god! Fancy seeing you here!' And she said ' yeah what a coincidence!'.

    Next thing I know he was taking her over to his table and introducing her to HIS NEW GF. She was a ***** and said to the ex 'I bet your glad you got out of that one' and my friend heard and said 'excuse me?' And the gf said 'you heard me. You didn't deserve my bf' and suddenly they started fighting in the middle of Nandos and me and my friend were just sat there saying sit down! I then tried to break them up and so did the ex and my sick friend who was shouting 'that's enough!' And suddenly she started to be sick and was SICK ALL OVER THE EX. He was not happy. He had sick all over his new white shirt and some on his well groomed blonde hair. 'Oh s***. Sorry' my friend said and the ex shouted 'you idiot!' and ran out of Nandos followed by the gf who shoved my friend who fell back onto the table next to us, knocking their FOOD ALL OVER THE FLOOR. We were all apologizing like mad and the people at the table next to us just looked FURIOUS.

    I was thinking 'bloody hell. It's all kicking off tonight'. I was trying not to laugh when my mate got sick all over the bf. My friend said can we just go home' and so we just left after the angry waiter tried to mop up the sick and the food and complained about us. We just ran, left money on the table because we felt bad about the sick and the people next to us. Outside the restaurant the ex was talking about us saying how horrible we are and that my friend 'ruined' his beautiful hair (that really made me laugh). He was trying to get the sick out of his hair and saying his gf shouldn't have started the fight though. I just found it all QUITE FUNNY so I couldn't help smiling. It was like a sitcom (like the Inbetweeners or something). Me and my friends were the female inbetweeners lol. The gf thought I was smiling because of her bf getting sick all over him and she started swearing at me and came up to me saying 'you want to fight?!' I think she was a chav. I am not one for a fight. I said 'please calm down'. She said 'you think all this is funny you posho?!' (apparently I'm quite posh). And I said 'No! no! Of course not!' As I stumbled back as I thought she was going to punch me.

    A crowd had formed outside Nandos shouting fight fight fight! And she said to me 'why were you smiling your arrogant ass off then?!' (and I'm apparently arrogant). I said I wasn't and she said 'you liar!' And SHOVED ME HARD in the stomach. It hurt. She could shove hard and I stumbled back. My friend was shouting at her now and nearly got in a fight with her and the ex was shouting 'stop!' And he looked really angry. I just shouted 'run!' And we just RAN FOR IT to the bus stop and went home not even believing what just happened. Bloody hell. What a night. Still can't believe it! It was just like a sitcom! Quite funny but quite shocking... That girl was horrible. I don't know if we're ever going to go to Nandos again. Should we report the gf or something? What do think about all this?!
    Thank you for this hilarious post. I'm glad I lead such a quiet life.
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    (Original post by Buffalomatt)
    Thank you for this hilarious post. I'm glad I lead such a quiet life.
    Actually, this should be a scene in a Bridget Jones movie.
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    (Original post by Buffalomatt)
    Actually, this should be a scene in a Bridget Jones movie.
    Haha yeah it should be. I might create my own sitcom based on my life...this wil be one of the scenes in it my sitcom will be better than Bridget Jones and the inbetweeners!
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    HEY!!! Look who's back!!!!

    (ME!!!)
 
 
 
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