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Lesbian muslim – my parents want me to marry my cousin....

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    One thing im interested is what ur sister found. What did she find?
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    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    Homosexuality is something the Jews use to decrease the Muslim birthrates so they can steal Palestine.
    nothing will decrease the muslim birth rates - your argument is invalid
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    (Original post by z33)
    nothing will decrease the muslim birth rates - your argument is invalid
    Mashallah we cannot be stopped.
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    Inform them that you are British and not some mongrel. That the British do not marry their own cousins and that you will not either.

    *This assumes your loyalty is to Britain rather than your religion or ancestral country.
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    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    I'm glad they are proposing a sensible solution, nothing cures the gay as well as a few verses of the Quran.
    Really? I don't think it will I've read Quran but i still fantasise about girls

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    One thing im interested is what ur sister found. What did she find?
    Some compromising photos and texts....
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    (Original post by Aishaluvsmuhamed)
    Really? I don't think it will I've read Quran but i still fantasise about girls

    Think of how big and strong Muhammad was, no woman could resist his charms.
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    lol OP your sister legit snitched on you when all you needed from her in that moment is to keep her ******* close
    and your parents are trying to marry you off to a 30 y/o virgin that no doubt will give you scrambled babies and prob has a hairline that starts at his neck - unless you agree to them exorcising you and then everything will be ok

    honestly how you still love them i don't know

    but if you genuinely do, and you genuinely can't leave rn
    let them read quran over you and keep it quiet until you apply for accomodation in uni next year, and then you're ready to go
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    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    Think of how big and strong Muhammad was, no woman could resist his charms.
    LOOLLLL, this made my day xD
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    (Original post by Goddess Flora)
    lmao at all you lot believing this rubbish.

    -makes a thread outlining the problem
    -halfway through the thread she just happens to talk about it to her parents and they come up with a solution

    I'd give you a 2/10 babe but I'll raise it to 4 because so many people bit the bait :rofl:
    Your profile is committing Shirk, 9/11 prepare for hell.
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    (Original post by Aishaluvsmuhamed)
    I've had it before bc i have psychosis...
    First few times was ok but then the most recent one the guy started hurting me
    That doesn't sound legal. Contact the police.
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    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    Your profile is committing Shirk, 9/11 prepare for hell.
    English pls what's shirk
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    (Original post by Goddess Flora)
    English pls what's shirk
    you are not a Muslim?
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    (Original post by Goddess Flora)
    lmao at all you lot believing this rubbish.

    -makes a thread outlining the problem
    -halfway through the thread she just happens to talk about it to her parents and they come up with a solution

    I'd give you a 2/10 babe but I'll raise it to 4 because so many people bit the bait :rofl:

    They've told me to have quran read on me before
    And I was going downstairs and this is what they offered me

    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    Think of how big and strong Muhammad was, no woman could resist his charms.
    I don't know how he looked but I only like girls. I could never like a guy I find them gross in the sexual way

    (Original post by Rakas21)
    Inform them that you are British and not some mongrel. That the British do not marry their own cousins and that you will not either.

    *This assumes your loyalty is to Britain rather than your religion or ancestral country.
    Yes I'm british but my family doesn't think like this

    Maybe I join the army/navy/air force to get away from them
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    (Original post by z33)
    lol OP your sister legit snitched on you when all you needed from her in that moment is to keep her ******* close
    and your parents are trying to marry you off to a 30 y/o virgin that no doubt will give you scrambled babies and prob has a hairline that starts at his neck - unless you agree to them exorcising you and then everything will be ok

    honestly how you still love them i don't know

    but if you genuinely do, and you genuinely can't leave rn
    let them read quran over you and keep it quiet until you apply for accomodation in uni next year, and then you're ready to go
    maybe I will leave but for now I'll agree to be exorcised


    (Original post by RobML)
    That doesn't sound legal. Contact the police.
    no no no!!! Never could tell the police I don't want them to go to jail. I know it's weird but they just wanted be to get better
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    (Original post by Aishaluvsmuhamed)
    maybe I will leave but for now I'll agree to be exorcised




    no no no!!! Never could tell the police I don't want them to go to jail. I know it's weird but they just wanted be to get better
    Leave them now. Why be exorcised? That's just messed up. You don't deserve to go through that

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    (Original post by TheUnknownDude)
    Leave them now. Why be exorcised? That's just messed up. You don't deserve to go through that

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    It has happened before So won't be the first time
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    (Original post by Aishaluvsmuhamed)
    maybe I will leave but for now I'll agree to be exorcised




    no no no!!! Never could tell the police I don't want them to go to jail. I know it's weird but they just wanted be to get better
    I'm talking about the guy who carried out the exorcism. Such practices don't belong in our society and should be reported at every opportunity

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    (Original post by Moneyshot Mufti)
    you are not a Muslim?
    why would I be, cumshot caliph ?
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    (Original post by Aishaluvsmuhamed)
    no no no!!! Never could tell the police I don't want them to go to jail. I know it's weird but they just wanted be to get better
    Stockholm Syndrome

    noun

    feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor.

    basically this - but with your parents :holmes:
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    If she was sexy
    :rofl:

    (Original post by TelAviv)
    No wonder certain demographics have much higher proportion of disabled children...
    no need to be anti semitic...
 
 
 
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