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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Hmmmmm I dunno. I've watched a lot of "caught" videos over the years and the majority of them seem to be women recording themselves masturbating at work or at the library or something :rofl: Plus women if they're really getting into it seem to get really into it and lose a bit of awareness, whereas guys are ready to close the page and zip up at all times, especially after you've been masturbating a long time as your listening-for-anyone-coming ear becomes hypersensitive over time :lol: Ahhhh yeah I've seen a lot of the BuzzfeedYellow stuff, brilliant
    Yeah, that doesn't usually happen lol.

    You do lose awareness, that's true, and the thing is, you can't really react that quickly, because you get real' dizzy and sometimes you can't even hear **** ...and your thigh muscles tend to be non-responsive too at times, so that definitely makes things harder to "hide" :rofl:

    Ever thought about becoming a porn star? I've heard stories of people dropping out of uni to pursue a career in porn and idk :rofl:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Yeah, that doesn't usually happen lol.

    You do lose awareness, that's true, and the thing is, you can't really react that quickly, because you get real' dizzy and sometimes you can't even hear **** ...and your thigh muscles tend to be non-responsive too at times, so that definitely makes things harder to "hide" :rofl:

    Ever thought about becoming a porn star? I've heard stories of people dropping out of uni to pursue a career in porn and idk :rofl:
    I know it's a rarity really, just an example :lol:

    Yeah that's the sort of thing I was on about, as a guy you maybe become slightly incapacitated for like 5 seconds are you ejaculate but generally, we're always ready to abort mission :rofl:

    :lol: Nah, tbh I'm quite a private person, not into other people watching me have sex at all. Did make a sex tape like 8 years ago but I deleted it because I didn't want anyone else to see it :lol: If your re-application doesn't work out (I'm sure it will, but hypothetically ) there's a potential career option there :rofl: I even hear that some students do porn to help with their fees, though I think that's more an American thing.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Yeah but I feel weird for starting masturbating at such a young age :laugh:

    Oh well, wouldn't do if we were all the same I guess
    Oh right yeah.
    7-8 is definitely really young haha. I started at like 9-10. I still remember the first time because I was watching polar express in my bed then felt the urge to just go for it. I didn't even know what I was doing but I did it. Carried on like that for about a week then realised what I was doing.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I know it's a rarity really, just an example :lol:

    Yeah that's the sort of thing I was on about, as a guy you maybe become slightly incapacitated for like 5 seconds are you ejaculate but generally, we're always ready to abort mission :rofl:

    :lol: Nah, tbh I'm quite a private person, not into other people watching me have sex at all. Did make a sex tape like 8 years ago but I deleted it because I didn't want anyone else to see it :lol: If your re-application doesn't work out (I'm sure it will, but hypothetically ) there's a potential career option there :rofl: I even hear that some students do porn to help with their fees, though I think that's more an American thing.
    OMG you made a sex tape?

    And yeah, I guess being a porn star isn't that enjoyable when you're supposed to have sex for 10 hours every day, with people you may or may not find attractive. Not to mention that you have to stick to an actual script and have about a dozen camera crew filming you have sex waaah. I mean, what happens if you forget about a thing in the script? Do they go "CUUUT" and do you have to stop and then start again? Oh God...

    Overall, I don't think working in porn is such a bad thing, but I do believe that it would kind of ruin my relationships, you know? Both with my family and with guys, not to mention the stigma associated with it. Ugh, it's complicated, maybe it's better if I stick to books. :rofl:

    I hope I get in this time lol. :rofl: Although I'll have to work my ass off both to get accepted and to get a job that pays even half as good as the porn industry once I finish school :rofl:
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    (Original post by sucess)
    :eek:

    Savage, what happened after, could you manage to look at him at all lol
    I looked at him but kinda phased out and slowly pulled up my pants :rofl:


    Funny thing is I caught him too one time so we are even
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Oh right yeah.
    7-8 is definitely really young haha. I started at like 9-10. I still remember the first time because I was watching polar express in my bed then felt the urge to just go for it. I didn't even know what I was doing but I did it. Carried on like that for about a week then realised what I was doing.
    :toofunny:

    During Polar Express is such a random time to have an urge
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Yeah its bad stuff

    I can't speak for other women but I just get angsty and horny at random times including getting moist randomly when not thinking about sex at all. Extremely distracting when you're trying to focus on a lecture about crystal field theory and you can't stop feeling like you want to jump on someone's bones :laugh:

    It just looks so forced and fake (probably because it is)
    I don't know, catholicism is apostate and doesn't really follow the Bible anyway imho. I would go as far as saying it's a seperate religion in it's own right, not a branch of Christianity. I'm a protestant so you might be better off asking a catholic that question
    Bold: I get the male equivalent of that!
    Really awkward when you have to keep shuffling so its not visible!
    And then all concentration goes away as you just wanna have at it! As you said!
    Rather annoying at times isn't it!
    And I sae you started at 7! :eek: That's real young!
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    :toofunny:

    During Polar Express is such a random time to have an urge
    Watching that train go in and out of the tunnel really gets a young boy going.
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    (Original post by FireFreezer77)
    Bold: I get the male equivalent of that!
    Really awkward when you have to keep shuffling so its not visible!
    And then all concentration goes away as you just wanna have at it! As you said!
    Rather annoying at times isn't it!
    And I sae you started at 7! :eek: That's real young!
    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yeah, idk about that :hmmmm:

    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Watching that train go in and out of the tunnel really gets a young boy going.
    :laugh:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    :laugh: :laugh:
    Yeah, idk about that :hmmmm:



    :laugh:
    Kinda feeling that may happen soon too!
    Well I was around 11 when I started so 7 is super young Imo!
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    No, she knew, she just wanted to check

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    eww

    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Only by my older brother. I didn't expect him home and all of a sudden he came through the front door, he didn't see anything but he must have heard me quickly pulling all my clothes on and then flushing tissue down the toilet because he gave me a smirk as he walked past my bedroom :rofl: Then again, I let him borrow a DVD of mine once, then I came home to find him alone and when he went downstairs I went to get my DVD out of his player, only to find a porn DVD in there (this was 10 years ago, before internet porn was all the rage), so we're practically equals-pequals :top:

    Rhaenys10 another nugget for your book there :rofl:




    That sounds like you were actually caught
    That counts?? ah well, as long as nothing was seen, it doesn't matter to me.
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    (Original post by FireFreezer77)
    Kinda feeling that may happen soon too!
    Well I was around 11 when I started so 7 is super young Imo!
    Total sexual deviant here :laugh:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Total sexual deviant here :laugh:
    Hehe!
    You kinda started it with your last PM!
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    Yall need help
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    nope
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    been caught havin sex tho
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    (Original post by NotNotBatman)
    That counts?? ah well, as long as nothing was seen, it doesn't matter to me.
    Of course it does, she knew what you were doing
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    Nah, I'm a Jedi.
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    (Original post by Dom2375)
    Why would you do that... :eek:
    because cumming in someone's mouth feels great. and my older brother is so hot so that's a plus too
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I was like 15-16. Yeahhh where internet porn wasn't the big thing in those days you'd always find a guy at school or college that would download them from Limewire (along with a load of viruses, I imagine, who remembers that :lol: ) and burn them to DVD and sell them :rofl: I was always ahead of it on the tech front so I'd discovered the good porn sites by then, whereas my didn't even own an internet-enabled device :rofl:
    Good ol' days. I even remember the VCR times, when you could only have ONE tape (it was too big to hide otherwise).

    :moon:
 
 
 
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