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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    When I was 14 I was walking home from school with a friend and a car pulled up next to us and thees guys throw all these used condoms at us. Was disgusting and it went all over my uniform. My first contact with sperm.
    Am I the only one thinking WTF did I just read.


    That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read on TSR.
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    But I love how your main concern sounds like the fact that it was on top of your uniform ahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahhaah a looooool^^^
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    (Original post by ........Jeff458)
    But I love how your main concern sounds like the fact that it was on top of your uniform ahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahhaah a looooool^^^
    Lol why so funny?

    Well it only went on my skirt and tights and I was worried mum would see it and I didn't have a way to get it off or out of where it had soaked into the material. It went in my friends hair.
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    Yep. Rose is best.
    Is wine actually your drink of choice?
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Is wine actually your drink of choice?
    Sometimes, but often drink other things as well.
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    Sometimes, but often drink other things as well.
    Such as?
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Such as?
    Cider, larger, reef, VK green, vodka. Depends on my mood and where I am and the weather and how quickly I want to get drunk.
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    So did an extra large amount come out or did it look different to normal?
    More than normal, much more, the tip of my dick hurt for an hour or 2 because it had to stretch so far when the stuff came out at once.
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    (Original post by Longshot002)
    More than normal, much more, the tip of my dick hurt for an hour or 2 because it had to stretch so far when the stuff came out at once.
    Lol are you serious?
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    Lol are you serious?
    Yup.
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    Lol are you serious?
    It's a long shot at best
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    (Original post by Longshot002)
    Yup.
    I can't even imagine what that would feel like.
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    It's a long shot at best
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscMzbEOlXk
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    (Original post by Longshot002)
    I've relapsed to Morgan Lee.

    Anyway, I've done my research and found out that some guys have gone into depression because Nofap, 1 for even 8 months.

    I think I don't really wanna get into that and found that a lot of the bad effects that started this whole thing have been from porn, so I'm gonna try quit porn but not fapping.
    lmao I'm a girl and the longest I've been without is 2 days.
    idk how the **** people do a week
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    There are no benefits to abstaining for that long.

    Who told you to do this? redditers?
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    (Original post by RainbowMan)
    There are no benefits to abstaining for that long.

    Who told you to do this? redditers?
    Hey, I like redditers.
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    (Original post by Longshot002)
    Hey, I like redditers.
    Be serious now.
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    (Original post by lamaragymnast)
    Lol why so funny?

    Well it only went on my skirt and tights and I was worried mum would see it and I didn't have a way to get it off or out of where it had soaked into the material. It went in my friends hair.
    Ok. I officially am done, this is too much. You're gonna kill me by laughing so much so pls stop hahahahaha
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    (Original post by RainbowMan)
    Be serious now.
    I am serious.
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    Oh sh*t, 100th, reply, I got it.
 
 
 
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