I'm sorry daveireland, but excluding the Lib Dems and Labour from government... Are you actually alluding the house to a children's playground game and its associated squabbles. Well, come to think of it your attitude does come across as fairly childish.
I would urge you to take into account the fact that your coalition would be somewhat inconenient, given that you and the socialists might just have some incy, wincy ideological differences in perspective. Could get complicated really, couldn't it?
Very tyrannical House this time around. To the barricades!