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    Anything from the first 9 odd series I could probably have a bash at. Since they were on on every day at 6pm through my entire time in secondary school, they're pretty deeply embedded. But since then I've not watched much Simpsons.
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    I've also always loved:

    I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. [hangs up]

    Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs] It's too hot today.
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    Millhouse: The statue of liberty, where are we?
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    Homer: Lisa... Vampires are make-belief, just like elves, gremlins and eskimos!

    and

    Homer: Mmmm...forbidden donut...
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    Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
    Grandpa: I sure hope so...
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    *doing a Rubik's cube*
    Bart: Spin the middle-side topwise. No, top-wise!
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    (Please say we haven't already had my fave) Tute on son! Tute on!
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    Moe: Homer, lighten up! You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic
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    Homer: Dig up stupid
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    Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me"

    Post Office Man: "Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

    Homer: "I dont know...."
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    FBI guy: You will have to take a new identity Mr. Simpson, when I say, 'Hello Mr Thompson' you smile and nod

    FBI: Hello, Mr Thompson

    Homer remains motionless

    *Three hours later*

    FBI guy (exhausted): Now when I say... "hello Mr Thompson" ...and press down on your foot ... you smile and nod okay?

    Homer: No problem

    FBI guy: Hello Mr. Thompson! (steps hard on Homer's foot)

    Slight Pause

    Homer (whispering to other FBI guy): I think he's talking to you
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    "(Panting) English side ruined, must use French"
    "Le grille?! What the hell is that?!"

    :rofl: Classsssssssssic! :awesome:
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    ^^ one of the best thanks Venom123

    Ned: Maude and I sell religious hook rugs over the internet.
    Homer: Internet, eh?
    Ned: Yes indeedy, making some good scratch too.
    Homer: Scratch, eh?
    Ned: Yep
    Homer: Maude, eh?
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    Homer: "What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday??! A thousand to one!!"
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    "Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"

    "Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud."
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    Paraphrased slightly...

    Mr. Burns/Smithers (I can't remember): If you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on monday either...

    Homer: Wooohoooo! 4 day weekend!
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    27!
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    (Original post by L8OM)
    27!
    aha that is actually the longest I've ever laughed in a Simpson's episode
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    (Original post by struz)
    aha that is actually the longest I've ever laughed in a Simpson's episode
    Same - just been looking for it on youtube but I could only find a german version.
    Siebundzwanzig!
    Not quite the same
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    Why don't you learn some useful quotes by Oscar Wilde or Rousseau instead of this low class crap.
 
 
 
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