Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
I think my heart just lagged.
When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
Hey Babe, you are sec(c)
Wanna integrate my natural log?
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting head?
^ As you can see, I like geeky chat up lines lol.
No such thing as a bad chat up line!
My favourite atm is
"Are you from Jamaica?.....Cause Jamakin' me crazy!"
[at a party, conversation between random older guy in baseball cap I'd never met before and me]
Random guy: You alright? You seem all pissed off like.
Me: Yeah, I'm okay, just not really a party person.
Random guy: I'll make you a party person.
Me: Err.. nah, I'm okay.
The best i've heard is:
'i'm gonna destroy your tw*t'
he said - Did you know in the world there are 5 million people currently drinking coffee
10 million people sleeping and 8 million people having sex... Do you wanna make that 8 million and 1.
i replied with- it would be 8 million and 2.
he replied- oh yeah, walked off with embarrassment