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RightSaidJames
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I wouldn't want to confuse the poor child with the concept of time travel, so I wouldn't speak to him at all :p:
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Nehustan, my young fellow, I know you're observing that most people's mouths move about an hour before their brains, and the bright ones move their mouth about 2 seconds after they've had an initial thought, but you're going to have to come to terms with it as soon as possible. Otherwise you're going to find H. sapiens a difficult experience...
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I'd say the next 9 years are going to be insanely difficult and you will hate yourself in every way.
But on 07/07/07 things will get ultimately better, you'll start to like yourself and you will probably end up marrying him. Don't let him treat you badly though.
Don't give up on learning how to divide numbers and the 8 times table because otherwise you'll be nearly twenty and not understand it. *embarrassment*
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I'd tell that little fatty to stop eating and wear its brace and not quit swimming.
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don't eat so much junk food - you'll pay in 8 years!
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uh just tell me wah sporting events to bet on and tell me who wud win and wen the games are, come bak to the future and i wud b rich
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tell myself to listen to my parents

work hard

tell him what happens in the future, and spend it in the bookies and become RICH
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Eat more vegetables and perhaps you'll exceed the 5ft mark by the time you're 16. Ha.
Oh and all that cliche rubbish like "be yourself" and dont be too heavily influenced by the people you're going to meet at secondary school.
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Don't ever donate your awe-inspiring collection of action figures to charity.
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(Original post by BitOfAnAlchy)
"Make sure you use a condom on the 16th December 2008, or things will get a bit messy"
The poor kid will be thinking "huh? What's a condom?" :confused:

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I'd just tell the 10 year old me to enjoy the rest of childhood because it'll be the best, care-free days of your life and only lasts for another 7 or 8 years. Then I'd give the young me an envelope which says "don't open until August 2002". It will detail all the Dos and Don'ts of A levels, University and Career.
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Mask Of Sanity
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Don't do anything stupid a week after your 11th birthday.
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DO NOT start drinking!
DO NOT start smoking!
DO NOT **** up your A-Levels!
DO take flying lessons!
DO play football for Whitley Bay!
DO carry on being a good bloke!

Few points I'm happy with about my life at the moment and a few I'm not.
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turn lesbian.
men suck.
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I'd tell myself to stop being such a lazy idiot, to pick history instead of art for GCSE, to pick physics instead of psychology for AS and never to have quit guitar!!

Then again I've got a letter which I wrote to myself when I was ten to read when I turn 18...can't imagine what it must say!!
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(Original post by phoenix90)
1. stop eating all that junk food and go exercise
2. your parents will divorce soon, and when they start blaming you for it, ignore them
3. scream everytime you talk, because if you think you're being loud, to other people it'll be normal volume
cold.
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Join sports teams at school

Try it on with more girls whilst at secondary school

At half time in the 2005 champions league final, put as much money as you can find on Liverpool to win
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"Grow up."
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Audition for Chets because I didn't hear about it until it was too late Life would have been so much different and I may have actually enjoyed my school days.
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I'd tell my ten year old self to go for the pussy, and play more football.
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Shaving your forearms isn't neccessary.
Oh yeah, I have a little scar to prove that lol :redface:
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