Nehustan, my young fellow, I know you're observing that most people's mouths move about an hour before their brains, and the bright ones move their mouth about 2 seconds after they've had an initial thought, but you're going to have to come to terms with it as soon as possible. Otherwise you're going to find H. sapiens a difficult experience...
I'd say the next 9 years are going to be insanely difficult and you will hate yourself in every way.
But on 07/07/07 things will get ultimately better, you'll start to like yourself and you will probably end up marrying him. Don't let him treat you badly though.
Don't give up on learning how to divide numbers and the 8 times table because otherwise you'll be nearly twenty and not understand it. *embarrassment*
I'd tell that little fatty to stop eating and wear its brace and not quit swimming.
uh just tell me wah sporting events to bet on and tell me who wud win and wen the games are, come bak to the future and i wud b rich
Eat more vegetables and perhaps you'll exceed the 5ft mark by the time you're 16. Ha.
Oh and all that cliche rubbish like "be yourself" and dont be too heavily influenced by the people you're going to meet at secondary school.
Don't ever donate your awe-inspiring collection of action figures to charity.
Don't do anything stupid a week after your 11th birthday.
DO NOT start drinking!
DO NOT start smoking!
DO NOT **** up your A-Levels!
DO take flying lessons!
DO play football for Whitley Bay!
DO carry on being a good bloke!
Few points I'm happy with about my life at the moment and a few I'm not.
I'd tell myself to stop being such a lazy idiot, to pick history instead of art for GCSE, to pick physics instead of psychology for AS and never to have quit guitar!!
Then again I've got a letter which I wrote to myself when I was ten to read when I turn 18...can't imagine what it must say!!
Join sports teams at school
Try it on with more girls whilst at secondary school
At half time in the 2005 champions league final, put as much money as you can find on Liverpool to win
I'd tell my ten year old self to go for the pussy, and play more football.